Runaway Love

Alexis Love shows up as a mouthy teen who lost his mind — along with his wife — in a car accident. It may have been more believable if he'd lost his mind because his daughter happened to grow up to be the kind of super-hot slut who sneaks cholos into her room, but I digress.

Love hits all the right notes here. Is she hot? Check. Slutty? You betcha. Horny as hell? Oh, yeah. Even though Love disrespects her father, she's at least nice enough to wait until he falls asleep before getting busy with the cholo, which says a lot about her character's moral fiber. But let's be honest, we don't want moral fiber in our porn stars, either. That's what bowls of Total are for.