Rocksuckers

Shots of the band performing are mixed with pick-up footage of an overweight hooker on Hollywood Blvd., as well as a guy in a bear suit that takes part in a five-man gangbang with a blonde-wigged Roxy DeVille.

There is post-modern stream-of-consciousness poetry, also, which is really the only dialogue in the movie — just as well, because this video excels at keeping the focus on real hardcore banging, and you don’t need no stinking dialogue for that.

In fact, the music is good enough that it actually evoked more of a gut-level response than the usual porn movie moaning and groaning; I’d rather listen to some pounding guitar, than listen to another girl yelping, “Fuck yeah!”

All the girls are heroin-chic skinny and strung out-looking in the hottest way possible — the kind of girls that have cigarettes and a Red Bull for breakfast.

And my favorite scene: A glory hole sequence shot in black-and-white, in a stainless steel bathroom stall, with Adrianna Nicole taking two at a time and Marco Banderas wearing a mouse mask. This is one of those titles for when you want to get your weird-nasty freak on.

Director: The Gingerman.

Cast: Adrianna Nicole, Justine Joli, Roxy DeVille, Natalie Minx, Keani Lei, Kitty, Micah Moore, Marco Banderas, Mr. Marcus, John E. Depth, Jay Ashley, Rick Masters, James Deen, Brad Hardy, Brandon Fox and Anthony Rosano; with music by The Dwarves.