MILFology

After presenting a dictionary definition of the term "MILFology" over cool, sax-y jazz, the camera dissolves to a slow pan up a mostly-naked Darryl Hannah as she talks about being a MILF before inviting us to watch one in action, in this case Kelly Leigh, pleasuring herself with a hot-pink dildo and then transferring her attentions to a flesh-colored Cheyne Collins model. Hannah introduces all the scenes, which all follow the same pattern: De La Rosa with a big red dildo and then Alec Knight; Vanessa Vidal with a double-length flesh-toned number and then Seth Dickens; Monique De Moan with another pink dildo (I certainly hope it was another pink dildo) and then Billy Glide, Linda Roberts with a sleek little silver vibe she trades in for Jenner, ignoring -- or not caring -- that there's another woman's name tattooed near his dick; and, finally, Hannah herself, with a flexy blue pussy-and-ass double penetrator for Jack Fountain, who walks in sweaty and goes from there in a lengthy scene -- with anal -- that will have you muttering "that lucky bastard ... "

The performers generate heat as the women throw themselves into pleasing their apparently-younger studs and getting plenty of pleasure in return. These aren't wide-eyed 18-year-olds learning about the joy of sex: They've been there, done that, and jump in because they dig it. Lotta woman-on-top positions. De La Rosa is particularly impressive in her scene, fingering her clit as Knight pounds her in doggie, then whipping around and taking his load in her mouth as sweat drips down her face. If I were still handing out pre-noms she'd get one.

Production values are high, with scenes shot in widescreen by Ralph Parfait and Will Lee. Music under the scenes also adds value.

Directed by Roy Karch.

Starring Darryl Hannah, Linda Roberts, Vanessa Vidal, Kelly Leigh, Monique DeMoan, De La Rosa, Billy Glide, Cheyne Collins, Jenner, Alec Knight, Seth Dickens and Jack Fountain.