American Black Ass

What's that? Oh. My editor says, "Yes."

Each scene has the look and feel of a slick music video, which is kinda nice.

My pick for "Scene to Jack Off To" goes to Misti Love. Misti's a very sexy African American goddess. She's a light-skinned sista with a terrific smile, and she appears to be after me own heart. Sorry, baby. The line forms right over here. For those of you reading this, I'm pointing somewhere to my right and over by the fridge. My other right, chief. Jesus, where did you go to school?

Look, it would be a lot funnier if you were actually here to see it.

What's that? My editor says, "No, it wouldn't." He also says, "Get on with the review you jackass." Ouch, no need to be so insensitive.

Okay, so on with the review.

Misti wears fishnets and pink panties and touches herself for the camera. The guy shows up and his pants are off immediately. (Why did he even wear them in the first place? Just bring shorts, for Pete's sake. It takes half the time to get ready and it's not like you're going out to a fancy restaurant like Red Lobster or anything.)

My editor's shaking his fist at me, so back to the review. This dude is hung like a Louisville Slugger. In fact, when she takes it in her mouth, it looks like he's trying to squeeze a tree trunk into a marble sack.

To make the moment even more memorable, she slaps her own ass for effect, and it wiggles and jiggles like Jello. She bends over and takes the whole cock while in the doggy position. Did I mention that she's still wearing her clothes and heels? Whee, doggy!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say her tits are real. I'm not seeing any scars. (Which reminds me: Plastic surgery. Can't they perfect the boob implant so that there isn't any danger of scarring? That's the kind of world I want to live in. Let's get some scientists on it, stat!)

Holy shit. My editor just grabbed a baseball bat from behind his desk and is swinging it repeatedly in my direction. I think he wants me to wrap this up!

Enjoy the DVD!

Starring Donna Red, Raven Sky, Misti Love, Cassidy Clay and Aliana Love.

Directed by Shooter.

Extras include slide show, behind the scenes, and trailers.