Barely Legal 71

Here's a letter I've prepared to deal with the subject:

Dear Hustler ...

Please skip the voiceovers in your movies from now on. They distract me from jerking off. I mean, am I supposed to be listening to these chicks or concentrating on popping my load? I'm confused! Don't make me think so much. It hurts! I mean, shit!

Your fan,

Brantley

P.S. - Keep up the really good work! Aside from the voiceovers, that is.

Do you think they read their fanmail?

Bitching aside, this DVD is packed with cuties. My pick for "Scene to Jerk Off To" goes to Jenni Lee, a beautiful porcelain-skinned goddess with red hair and a tight body. She's the perfect balance of cute and sexy and she's all yours here. The set up is that she's heading to a dude's house for a personal assistant job but ends up getting fucked instead (hey, it happens a lot more than you think out here in Hollywood).

The producer's room is filled with hunting trophies such as animal heads and tusks and the like. Wait a minute, isn't John Ford dead?

She isn't there long before she's sucking the producer's dick. Her hair is long and full and has to be held out of her face so we can see her really getting into the deep throating. Her tits are perfect and probably fake -- but a good type of fake. The kind you still want in your mouth even though you may put out a tooth.

He eats her out on the couch and, according to the voiceover, he's really good at it. Thanks a lot, voice over.

She has a beautifully shaved pussy with some funky tattoo just above it. He sticks a couple of fingers in her ands she guides his hand with hers … Christ, she's so fucking hot I can't stand it. I don't think I've ever seen anyone as sexy as her. I gotta be honest with you: This scene made me want to start interviewing chicks for the personal assistant position that only exists in my head.

She rides his cock up and down, showing off her cute little asshole. If I had a picture of it, I swear to God I'd magenetize it and immortalize it on my fridge..

Starring Jenni Lee, Tiffany Brookes, Micah May, Crissy Moon and Christine Alexis.

Directed by Erica McLean.

Extras include trailers, photo slide, behind the scenes and more.