I'd Fuck Me

The bright side of so many studios merging and collaborating is that the quality of your favorite flicks is improving. However, they do still retain some of their old brand identity. For example, Hot House Video is still bringing you the kinkiest sex in Palm Springs. "I'd Fuck Me" is named for an epically hot scene where Eddie Patrick fucks himself.

Patrick plays a horny bisexual who is curious about what life is like with men. His friend Greyson Myles' coming out has left him with an epic case of homo FOMO. He's only fucked one guy before, and it doesn't count because it's himself.

Myles gets the greenlight to invite his hot friends to Patrick's epic desert mansion. First up is Quin Quire, who's been dying for a crack at Myles' ass. He's greeted ass-up by an eager, hairy-holed Myles. Quire makes quick work of making out with the twink's hairy pucker, and it's not long before he's balls deep inside him.

Patrick was watching the whole time. He jerks for a little bit before running into Seth Peterson. He gives him a quick tour of his apartment while wearing just a towel. He also tells Peterson about his vague virginity loss and then decides to show him by fucking himself in one of the hottest scenes in this film.

Self-fucking isn't new, but boy, does Patrick know how to do it! Even the quick cutaway where he fucks himself while saying, "I love me" is hot enough for anyone's spankbank. This scene goes the distance because Peterson is recording while Patrick fucks himself. He then adds his cock into the mix as Patrick gets DP-ed. Then, Peterson gets to working on Patrick's dick, and we see how immense it looks at full mast. Peterson hops on, and Patrick is a virgin no more.

Tristan Hunter and Eli Shaw arrive at the house and overhear the two pairs of friends fucking. They decide to throw their heads into the game, starting with Hunter eating Shaw's tight, smooth hole. After getting his hole coated in spit, Shaw tries to throat Hunter's thick piece. These two fucking with the cacophony of their co-stars fucking in the house adds to the mix and keeps the hormones raging high.

Shaw rides Hunter until he cums, and then, he gets his cakes coated. Overall, it's a short but effective scene that keeps the film's momentum going. The editing of "I'd Fuck Me" and the stories all taking place within such a short time keep the frenzy of hormones and ground the story a bit.

While sending Peterson on his way, Patrick stumbles on Swhirly getting his piece worked over by Cristiano. Patrick sheepishly runs off, but the two twinks are hard at work. Cristiano gets rewarded for his expert oral service by having his pink hole worshipped.

We rejoin Myles and Quire, who are still fucking when Myles gets a text. It's the video of Patrick fucking himself. These little touches help keep you invested in the story and keep your hormones raging.

Patrick is alone with himself, inside himself when he gets confronted by Myles, who seems ready for Round 3. He sits right on Patrick's impressive piece. Myles has a magic hole that seems able to take a deep dicking and keep on ticking. It still tightly grips Patrick's piece, and he gets fucked in various positions before getting rewarded with cum all over his ass. He then gets fucked before he cums all over himself.

Patrick shines in "I'd Fuck Me," with his porn party trick really selling the entire premise of this film. The cast as well as the interconnected scenes give a nice energy and flow to a movie that doesn't skimp on the quality, kink or sex appeal but gives you a fun-to- follow story with some great sex interspersed.