Sugar Shack

You know what we never needed? A porn movie all about maple syrup. And yet, you know what’s still kinda hot? This Canadian import is about that brutal top for your pancakes, with the film kicking things off with sexy lumberjack Upton Sterling doing woodsy things with the Aztec version of a Greek God, Kenzo Alvarez. This scene is hot. 

Sterling worships Alvarez’s cock right there in the woods. The two proceed to suck and fuck right near their work vehicle. Watching Sterling take dick on a truck is one for the books. This film is full of oddly sexy fantasy moments. The scene’s Canadian realness gives you the complete country boy fantasy. 

One has to wonder if this movie was subsidized by the Canadian Maple Syrup Society as each sex scene breaks down a certain part of the maple syrupification. In the second scene, Skyy Knox and Maverick Sun look like bizarro Canadian versions of queer actors James Scully and Charlie Carver, respectively. 

Sun proceeds to blow his boss (Knox) which turns into him and Knox sucking and fucking each other. Knox proves to be one of the eager bottoms you’d expect from these studios. The scene is pretty hot, but one notable issue with this film is the audio. The visuals are great but sadly the music combined with the audio make it a bit less enjoyable. However, the unique visuals and multiple fantasy moments and bright colors do make it a great movie for having on in the background at a sex party day or night. 

Knock and Sun cross streams while they cum jerking off together which feels slightly tame, while the next scene propels us to another fantasy and the next step in the syrup-making process. 

Oliver Robert and Clark Delgaty star in what could only be described as “His Hole Tasted Like Pumpkin Spice.” It’s autumnal fucking at its best, but in Canada, where there’s snow. Robert plays cute ginger bottom decked out in an oversized fall sweater. 

His “babe” Clark Delgaty takes him to try fresh maple syrup cooled in snow. Grant has a French-Canadian accent we’re all craving. But the real star of this scene is the fashion. The Banana Republic of it all adds a quirky interest as both actors fuck in their business casual beauty.

Delgaty pulls aside Robert’s g-string, yes g-string, and proceeds to fuck him. Robert can really take it and the scene is epically as you don’t often see guys fucking in the woods and Delgaty really gives it to Robert good, with an internal cumshot that Robert pushes out and seems pretty legit. However, the incessant creaking may disturb some. Again, the scene is hot enough without the audio as Delgaty pours syrup all over Robert’s cummed-in hole. 

Bruce Huxley and Enzo Miller finally have breakfast with their syrup. The two twunks have a decent sex scene. They’re both cute and look good together. Maverick Sun returns and has a pretty epic scene with Nate Rose. There’s a strange subplot where they're at a party only to excuse themselves to have some rough sex which ends with a pretty heavy cumshot from Sun. Rose proves to be an aggro top which really does sell the scene. 

While there are some dicey moments with the audio this film has interesting locales and bright visuals and is a great seasonal porn offering.