Just in Time

Captain Boner (John Legendary) has a problem. Whenever he gets an erection, he involuntarily teleports. You can imagine why this is a problem in the bedroom; he never gets to finish the deed. Desperate to lose his virginity, the super hero in need seeks the help of Endura (Anna Clair Clouds), a meta human with the power to slow down time. His hope is that when he gets his boner, she’ll be able to slow down time and make a second last as long as an hour so that he, a 40-year old virgin, can finally lose his virginity.

This is the second Delphine short film I’ve seen from director Wesley Pipes, and I absolutely respect his willingness to create a silly porn project that takes itself seriously. I wish more directors were this fun with their porn. The set piece isn’t overly impressive, but it serves its purpose of making our hero feel like a down-on-his-luck vagabond. The “costumes" aren’t going to fool anyone into thinking they’re watching an MCU film, but they’re funny! This is a perfect example of a director having a very clear vision and pulling it off in smirk-inducing fashion.

The sex is also fantastic. Anna Claire Clouds has such a wonderful ass, and the camera loves it. There are so many moments that showcase her rotund ass, and those moments are going to have audiences blowing their loads all over the place. She’s sloppy and throaty when she’s blowing John; she talks dirty and rolls her hips like a super slut when she’s fucking; and Captain Boner basks in his luck at not only getting to fuck for the first time, but also, in getting to fuck such a master sex fiend. I’ve seen Anna in bigger roles, but this might be my favorite from her simply because of the hilarious context and the way she slides her nonchalant character into her sex. She’s absolutely fucking the hell out of Captain Boner, but she’s also letting herself get fucked. She’s OK with him getting off for the first time in his life, and you can see in her face that she’s actually happy for him in addition to loving the thumping her pussy is getting. Again, it’s sex that fits the story, and I love that stuff. Plus, my goodness, what an ass that woman has!

This is a nice addition to the Delphine library. If studios want to make headway in the feature end of the porn pool, they need to have a combination of smaller, less produced projects and larger, more expansive projects so that their portfolio can cater to all tastes. This short film is mostly sex, but it has just enough story to set it apart from vignette-style projects. And that is exactly what Delphine should be striving to do. Also, please give us more silly sex movies that are of high quality because this stuff is great!