A New You

This Pure Taboo release offers two twisted tales of manipulation (the eponymous story) and outright blackmail (“Intro to Impregnation”). The former scenario features fresh Kylie Rocket and MILF Katie Morgan, while the latter stars the truly unique-looking and (to me) absolutely delicious Christy Love. All three suck-/fuck-craving tarts perform superbly.

In “A New You,” Kylie Rocket and Jay Romero play 18-year-old high school students, with Romero coaxing Rocket into getting a makeover at a beauty parlor owned by his step “aunt,” Katie Morgan, in preparation for an upcoming party Kylie plans on attending. The bent Romero and Morgan ultimately influence Rocket into partaking in a fiery threesome with them. Early on, we know that something wicked is up between Romero and Aunt Katie (if she really is his aunt). After Morgan transforms the more conservative-looking/-acting Rocket into a trashy-looking Rocket (both manifestations are great to me), Kylie folds fast under the smooth-but-sleazy manipulations of Jay and Katie, taking to nasty licking and sticking like a duck to water. Seeing both ladies simultaneously suck dick is fantastic, while it’s even hornier viewing their bent-over asses next to one another, as Romero-rod goes back and forth ‘tween their sopping slits. There’s also an absorbing creepiness to both Romero and Morgan, which moves the story forward while keeping it edgy.

Next, in my favorite of the two stories, Christy Love plays a distraught high school teacher obsessed with having a baby, minus the husband/boyfriend/male partner, as she’s either asexual or a lesbian (we never find out which). And she is thoroughly incensed that she’s getting ripped off by inseminating labs; Love eventually decides to blackmail one of her students, Codey Steele, into fucking and, in turn, impregnating her. I love everything about the wiry but lush-assed Love (I even dig her retro name, cleverly taken from the 1974 TV movie/short-lived crime show “Get Christy Love!” starring the late Teresa Graves). Christy is also highly photogenic and a good actress, doing insanity quite well as she freaks out after not getting preggers the more ethical way. Steele, lured into Love’s lone classroom on a Saturday, is himself great at playing nervous, as Love (who cons him into her after-hours class stating that his online test was corrupted and he needs to take it again) eventually threatens to ruin this valedictorian’s straight-A record by destroying all of his digital tests, unless he agrees to fuck her right now.

Even though Love is a highly fuckworthy chick and promises that he needn’t worry about raising the baby and being tied in any way to their offspring, Steele tries everything he can to logically convince her otherwise. But Love is undaunted.

After Steele caves, the sex starts out slow and ends with a nuclear explosion. Love is already dressed in a highly alluring manner, with some tasty black lingerie beneath her skin-tight dress. Steele does show that he’s savvy, stating that he never thought she was interested in men to begin with, which becomes clear as she looks pained, almost disgusted when gradually, hesitantly putting his dick into her mouth. But she soon starts going balls deep, getting that cock as stiff as a cop’s night stick. Love also digs Steele eating her pussy, telling him to stick some fingers up her wet vagina and probe/jab/finger away as he sucks. Love soon stands against her desk and lets Steele doggie her while she’s diddling her clit from below. Spoon is amazing with Love’s delectable derriere. I even love her cute overbite and little tits. Missionary is hard and pounding, with Steele inevitably blasting off inside this fox’s hole and some of the spunk spilling out. Mission a-cum-plished!

“A New You” is an excellent title for hardcore viewers, seeing as all three women are totally horny and truly scrumptious, especially Rocket and (mama!) Love. But it’s also a good title for couples who appreciate provocative storylines, believable acting, and not-too-crazy sex in their porn.