Slippery When Wet 2

Brunettes, blondes, redheads, brown-haired babes — you get ‘em all in their full hardcore glory, with a delightful pair of anal scenes throw in for good nasty measure, in “Slippery When Wet 2,” naturally from the reliable pervs over at Bang! Actually, I feel that, had they reversed the order of the scenes, each “SWW2” episode would have progressively gotten more molten than its predecessor. So, I’m reversing the order myself, going from last to first — in other words, from truly sizzling to ab-so-fucking-lutely nuclear.

Consequently, in the movie’s final scene, Gizelle Blanco is a perky, young thang teamed up with Van Wylde, who seems more intent on proving that he can slam Blanco silly, rather than relax and have a good time — which is precisely what happy-go-fucky Gizelle does. She’s a slightly meaty chick with plenty of energy. Yes, there’s a little bit of oil-down-the-flesh (ergo, “slippery”) kink here, but only on Blanco’s boobs. Our sweet tart deepthroats Wylde whenever she can, with plenty of saliva. She looks magnificent, by the way, in the doggie position; while she rides Van-vein well during cowgirl, leading to deep-fucking missionary, bouncy reverse-cowgirl, and horny-as-hell spoon, during which Blanco-baby fully appreciates a Wylde choking. Gizelle also digs getting her face totally splattered with sperm. Hear, hear!

The penultimate scene features the gonzo’s most submissive, truly sex-crazed woman: Madison Morgan, here getting elatedly dominated by Jason Moody. And, yes, Morgan does fully soak her slightly bumped-up boobies with oil, after which Jason appears and gives this nympho a serious workout. For the raunch record, Morgan offers up the loudest, gnarliest blowjobs, really gagging on Moody-meat. And when Madison is getting poked — be it doggie, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, spoon, or missionary — she frequently speaks in bizarre gibberish, seeing as she’s thoroughly intoxicated from the savage sucking/fucking which she’s enduring. Moody eventually blasts bazooka batter all over her face and hair, with Morgan swallowing what she can, as well as licking up some puddles of pud-juice, which (as Jason so graciously points out) flew onto the floor. Good show, Madison!

The second scalding scene features uber-slut Savannah Bond, who’s got that classic porn star look, with big blonde hair, full lips, giant tits, and one helluva large, succulent ass; here, she’s getting her throat, twat, and tuchus thoroughly destroyed by Jessy Jones. Unlike the other sequences, the carnal coupling of Bond and Jones is more methodical and not quite as animated. Still, it fully rocks, seeing as Bond is up for anything, including letting Jessy choose the holes in which he wishes to hammer her — and including both vadge and anus. Cowgirl and doggie with that wonderfully fat Bond butt are amazing, as is spoon-anal. Savannah digs it, too, when Jones goes back and forth ‘tween pussy and asshole with his prick during missionary, during which she tells him to cum inside her, yet go figure, he spurts all over her face. Whatever, dude. Still works for me. Volcanic stuff!

And the very best is right at the start, with a completely oil-soaked April Olsen (definitely one of my favorite current starlets) ecstatically getting her mouth, muff and butthole banged to the hilt via the prick attached to Zac Wild. There are no bad positions with the exceedingly pretty Olsen. And what a juicy ass! Cowgirl-vadge really displays that fine fanny (made all the more scrumptious when it’s glistening with oil!), during which she sticks Zac-prick up her butt. Yes! She can totally work that butt, too! We also get out-of-this-world cowgirl, doggie, reverse-cowgirl, missionary, and spoon-anal (the latter in which Wild goes back and forth ‘tween front and back doors), with Zac eventually popping (again!) all over Olsen’s blasted-out vagina. Fantastic!

All four scenes in “Slippery When Wet 2” fully kick ass, especially those episodes featuring ever-delicious Olsen, ever-slutty-/-luscious Bond, and ever-crazed Morgan. Run to get this one, don’t walk! The suck-and-fuck-hungry foxes and superlative sleaze are well worth it.