Joanna Angel's Dungeon Furniture Emporium
Joanna Angel runs a BDSM furniture store that sells to a select clientele. Unfortunately, business is slow, and the coffers are so empty that Angel’s partner Shawn Alff is worried they’re going to go out of business. Unfazed, Angel stays true to her vision, refusing to conform to traditional retail methods. Will Angel’s insistence on serving those with a specific sexual appetite spell the end of her business? Find out in this hilariously campy erotic tale!
There aren’t a lot of studios and directors making comedy porn in 2022, and that’s really a shame because comedy and sex go really well together. Fortunately, Angel still understands the value of a campy fuck flick, and that’s exactly what this is. She plays her role perfectly, the gags are well executed, and the references will inspire plenty of “I understood that reference” moments.
Joanna’s Emporium attracts the attention of college-bound Adira Allure, who is looking to buy a desk. Desperate to make a sale, Angel pitches a slave cage as a desk — to hilarious results. Angel dives full on into her ridiculous role, and Allure plays the stooge very well. When Angel convinces Allure to sample the goods, it’s kinky sex a go-go! Allure gets flogged, spanked and sodomized in all manner of ways, all while gagging on a number of toys and munching hungrily on Angel’s muff. Angel’s asshole gets some play as well, and both ladies lean heavily into their inner whores. Another round of potential customers comes in shortly after Allure’s departure, giving Angel the confidence that her special brand of customer service is starting to build a fine reputation for her establishment.
Jessie Lee and Randy (Ruckus XXX) are just browsing, and Jessie is really intrigued by everything she sees. But when Randy finds out there are no free meatball samples (Ikea joke!), he tries to usher Jessie out the door. Enraged by his rudeness, Angel puts him in his place, threatening to turn his testicles into meatballs if he doesn’t listen to Jessie. This turns into a pretty intense flogging for Ruckus as Jessie makes him pay for his poor behavior before rewarding him with the opportunity to eat her pussy. She then dons a pink strap-on and beats his ass up like a femdom boss.
Brooklyn Gray and Gia Derza are in search of a washer and dryer, and Joanna’s Emporium seems to be a good place to shop. While Angel, of course, doesn’t have appliances on hand, she does have a cross bondage table. She passes it off as a combo washer/dryer (which Derza accepts gleefully), but Gray is predictably incredulous. “How does this wash and dry clothes?” she remarks. And, of course, Angel suggests they test the floor model, which leads to Derza getting bound, gagged, whipped and pleasured mercilessly. One of the best moments is watching Gray finger Derza aggressively while rimming her as she’s bent over a saddle bench. Whew!
Things take an unexpected turn; well, Alff absolutely expected it, but Angel doesn’t listen to him, and the Emporium finds itself in a bad way. An unlikely savior in Dante Colle salvages the situation, but he doesn’t understand anything about the store. Not one to pass up the opportunity to show someone the ropes of the lifestyle, Angel offers to educate Colle with a hands-on lesson. Talk about kinky! At one point, Colle is mouth fucking Angel furiously while a dildo hangs out of her asshole; then, he effectively solo DPs her using that same concept. Yowzah!
This is a great movie. Comedy porn is so much fun when done well, and this one is certainly well done. The cast is great, and the sex is even better. Angel and Alff are both really good here (both as performers, Angel as director and co-writer, and Alff as co-writer), but Gray was also impressive in her performance.
Adira Allure walks into the emporium, looking to find a desk for her dorm room. Joanna notices how hot Adira is and gets an idea, telling her that she can give her a lot more than a desk. In a flash, Joanna has Adira decked out in smoking-hot leather. Jessie Lee and her boyfriend Ruckus are shopping for furniture at Joanna Angel's Dungeon Furniture Emporium. But Ruckus isn't interested when Jessie, on the other hand, loves the emporium. Joanna steps in, reminding Jessie that sometimes guys need a FIRM hand. Girlfriends Gia Derza and Brooklyn Gray are at the emporium. Joanna Angel approaches, asking the ladies how she can help them. They tell Joanna that they are looking for a washing machine, but Joanna doesn't have one. But, eager to make a sale, she has another item that can easily replace a washing machine. Furniture collector Dante Colle is back and reveals he is his fiercest competitor in the furniture business! He's been hanging around the emporium lately to get inspiration but he confesses to Joanna that he still doesn't GET most of her furniture. Joanna decides to show, rather than tell, eager to demonstrate all of her emporium's offerings.
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