I Can't Believe You Came In Me

Here’s a nice Bang! selection of blondes and brunettes —younger and older — who like getting their pussies filled with dick pudding. High points go to sweet lil’ Zoe Bloom and big-titted, all-around luscious London River, though dirty-talkin’ Aaliyah Love and cute-as-a-button Jane Rogers (adding more variety as a redhead) put in excellent sperm-formances. The episodes have just enough storyline to make each situation all the hornier.

After Bloom pisses off her neighbor, Donnie Rock, with her way-loud music, he threatens to call the cops and tell her parents (who, luckily, aren’t home), but she works out a deal with him (you guessed it) whereby Bloom sucks and fucks the lucky schmoe to secure his silence —and it’s quite the sizzling tete-a-tete. Spinner of spinners, Bloom not only sucks cock well, but moans oh so sincerely when getting her pussy eaten. I like how her eyes roll into the back of her skull from ecstasy. She’s also a totally upbeat porn specimen, her smile beaming during spoon. Of course, doggie with such a killer ass is show-stopping, though Bloom shows that rear even better (“I’m gonna fucking cum on that cock,” she pants) during cowgirl, her ass at this point all red from getting heartily spanked. During breathless missionary with Bloom, Rock creampies the more-than-happy-to-get-filled-with-man-paste Bloom, despite the comedic DVD cover where she looks shocked about potentially getting preggers. And don’t you just love her little titties? Umpph!

Alex Jett is the lucky fucker who gets to bang the hell out of his on-screen stepmom, played by the ever-juicy/-curvaceous London River, in — next to Bloom’s scene — one of the movie’s truly rewind-worthy sequences. Blonde, with huge hooters, round and succulent rump, and amazingly large head-giving lips, River is the word “porn” personified, acting like a total slut in bed. After she catches Jett filming her while she’s masturbating with a huge white dildo, she gets pissed at him “for ruining (her) orgasm” and blackmails him into fucking her; it’s either that or she’s gonna rat him out to his father. A great deal, if you ask me! River definitely gives one of the movie’s best blowjobs: loud, nasty, balls deep. Cowgirl lets us fully enjoy her massive boobs, while doggie lets us delight in that wonderfully jumbo-sized booty. And check out her nympho expressions of pure lust during missionary, just before Jett ejects jizz up her twat. “I want you to give your stepmom a baby,” she grunts. “Fill me up!” He fills her up, alright. You just gotta love River. Such an uber slut! Yes!

Playing Aaliyah Love’s on-screen distant cousin, Robby Echo gets to bang the still-highly-fuckable MILF, who sucks cock even better than River, while she likes to kiss when being heavily humped. We get missionary, cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl — all of which rock — but the best is doggie. Love tells Echo, however, for the sake of their “family reunion,” to “empty those balls inside of (her)” during missionary. Hot stuff. She’s a marvy dirty talker, too, adding (just before he creams inside her), “I’m gonna put my panties back on (afterwards), and I’m gonna walk around all day with your cum inside of me, dripping out into my panties… All of the family is going to show up, and your cum is going to be dripping out of me all day.” Whew! And on top of all o’ this good, filthy stuff, the scene even has a funny ending!

The final creampie episode is straight-forward POV, with the unseen camera guy first interviewing bespectacled and sweet-looking Jane Rogers in a relatively desolate park, before taking her to his place and banging her silly. The highlights include plenty of deepthroating, as well as missionary, with this position superbly showing off Rogers’ sleepy yet nonetheless gleeful expressions of deep lust, just before the dude whitewashes the inside of her twat.

Bloom and River look/perform spectacularly here, but Love and Rogers are certainly not to be glossed over — just glazed over, which, like Bloom and River, they positively adore!