Roadside XXX, Vol. 8

From Bang.com, big-assed brunette babes can’t pay the car mechanic and/or tow-truck guy, so they take it out in trade, each using her mouth/pussy as an ATM machine, with all four ladies putting in horny performances, especially book-ending vixens Carmela Clutch and Artemisia Love.

Yep, brunette Carmela Clutch is definitely one of my favorite Roadside sluts, not only looking totally sexy, but sucking to the bone — with one helluva curvy body, using that lush figure with terrific rhythm. There’s really not a smidgen of storyline here, as we hit the ground running with Clutch sucking our faceless stud in his car garage. I believe the stud is Sean Lawless, pushing his good-ol’ boy accent to the limit here. Watching Clutch deepthroat is like watching an artist at work. She’s got a big pair o’ tits on top of that juicy ass (and she knows how to shake that butt, too!). The movie is pretty much POV porn, but it’s fairly well-shot with a nice variety of angles. I really like reverse-cowgirl with Clutch, looking like cowgirl. “Holy sheeit, you got a fat fuckin’ ass!” the dude ever so discreetly states as her butt quivers whilst she squats down on him. Another highlight is actual cowgirl, with those massive ass cheeks floppin’ all over the place, as well as standing doggie. “So deeeeeeep!” she gasps, before stud-boy blasts jam onto her mouth, with Clutch lookin’ like she could easily do another round o’ raunch!

Lilly Hall is another luscious brunette who gets the stud-with-a-twang-in-the-garage treatment with some fairly sizzling results. Reverse-cowgirl (again, shot looking like cowgirl) is terrific, but doggie is even better, against a table, with Lawless pulling Hall’s hair and slappin’ her ass. Hell, even missionary is pretty rad with this choice morsel, her tits and ass undulating as she screams with horniness. I’m surprised they don’t hear her exclamations of lust next door! I like Hall’s intense eye contact, too — before the cum makes contact with her eyes.

Yet another tasty brunette is Leila LaRocco; Lawless bangs her well atop a car hood in both doggie and missionary modes, though (yet again!) reverse-cowgirl shot as cowgirl is superlative, with her bubble butt shaking oh so well. LaRocco is not a bad deepthroater, especially with those big eyes looking so deeply into the camera. She doesn’t mind being spanked, either. “I like when you manhandle me,” LaRocco proudly states. She even squirts. And man, does Lawless ever manhandle her during doggie; her ass glows with a deep shade of pink from hearty smacks. “Give you some protein,” he eventually tells LaRocco, before ejecting ball juice all over her eyes and nose.

And, lastly, we get another pretty brunette in the form of cougar Artemisia Love, who says she’s from Italy and looks ab-fab (very slinky in her dress), even while nastily shucking dick to the base. After a brief outdoor BJ, they move inside the ol’ garage, and complete the deal with far filthier cocksucking. There’s some nice bubble-butt footage during reverse-cowgirl (I like how Love moans and groans); equally good footage of her bouncing boobies during cowgirl; and even better shots of her marvy big butt during doggie on the hard cement floor. I think she might have the best butt in the movie, and that’s saying a lot! I wanna see more of this cougar, who doesn’t mind getting that ample booty spanked as she gets hammered doggie. Lawless also does her standing doggie, really wearin’ her out. Love rides him well during a return to reverse-cowgirl (shot from her perspective), leading to a major pop shot as she’s on her knees; Lawless gets most of his sperm into her raven-colored hair. Gotta work on that aim, dude, though Love loves to use the jizz like facial cream, looking ever so sweetly at the camera. Love her!

“Roadside XXX 8” is a fine POV gonzo, with good performances put in by all of our big-butted brunettes and high points especially going to fleshy Clutch and (yes!) the equally luscious Love.