Neurotic Nymphos

All of the scorching sluts in this gonzo — care of director Aiden Riley and Evil Angel — do anal (hell, Ivy Lebelle even does a DP!), except for Alina Lopez, who’s just a pleasure to watch in action either way; with all of the featured lasses not only putting in truly filthy performances, but also showing what good little actresses they are, portraying neurotic chickadees.

We start off with the ever-foxy Adira Allure squirting in the lemonade of her unknowing laborers, played by Chris Diamond and Jason Moody; then, right in front of the guys, as they work by her swimming pool, putting a hose up her pussy and going bonkers, afterwards squirting oil up her asshole, letting it out and eventually having the lads come inside (no kidding!) and simultaneously cool her down/heat her up with their raging hard-ons in one apocalyptic scene, indeed. Adira is, actually, a pretty young thing, aside from being absolutely delightful.

Adira never stops working, either; that is, she’s always sucking dick, even as one lucky bastard is doggie-analyzing her. And what a perfect ass on this perfect porn specimen. I like how one of the guys goes back and forth ‘tween her ass and pussy during doggie, followed by the other guy doing the exact same nasty thing. Also, check out her upside-down bj. Whoa! How does she even breathe? I additionally dig how she has the boys go similarly back and forth during reverse-cowgirl (one on the bottom, one on top) ‘tween her twat and rectum. She even squirts into her own mouth! Mama! Both guys inevitably cream into Adira’s ever-famished pussy, jerking off into her gaping vagina while she’s in the jackhammer position. This dirty dame definitely lives up to the movie’s title! — as both neurotic and (better still!) nymphomaniacal.

Next, sexpot Chanel Grey is pissed off that her internet isn’t working, ultimately getting it on with the cable guy, in the form of Brock Cooper, with Grey playing quite the ditz, totally forgetting that she even made the call in the first place, then doing everything she can to have the Brockster fix her own “box” rather than her cable box; highlights here being Grey taking that Cooper-cock way into the back of her throat; taking Brock-bat up her anus then inside her twat — back and forth (seems like a recurring theme here) — during doggie; Grey loving to get spanked while she gapes like a pro; ditto for all of the above during missionary; and both Brock & Cock, LLC eventually blasting boy batter all over her face; Chanel blowing bubbles with it before swallowing it all down. Good girl.

Luscious-as-fuck Alina Lopez is freaking out since her boyfriend left her, talking to herself in the mirror and losing it while she’s on the phone with the dude; Lopez eventually calling up Isiah Maxwell to cum over and chill her out with some big greasy cock in her hungry mouth and twitchin’ pussy during one explosive slam job. Yep, Alina’s yet another great cock-gagger, and she still looks pretty when she gets all o’ her own saliva everywhere upon her face. Watching Lopez getting all oiled up then cock-crammed via missionary is way horny, as well as viewing her deepthroat that behemoth of a cock while she’s upside-down. “I love spitting and choking on your cock,” she purrs in-between gags and gasps. Another truly memorable sequence is Lopez’s juicy butt cheeks wobblin’ all over Maxwell’s throbbing erection during cowgirl, while doggie with that amazing Alina ass is even more out of this world. Maxwell eventually bangs her doggie style while standing, then blasts bazooka build-up all over her gluttonous tongue — and still-pretty face! Amazing. Can’t wait to see this ultra-fox do anal!

And we end with one volcanic gonzo climax (in more ways than one!), as Ivy Lebelle gets majorly DP’d by tatted wonders Tommy Pistol and Small Hands, with the latter playing a therapist, while Pistol portrays an even bigger weirdo than Ivy (just call it upstaging); Lebelle complaining that she’s being ignored and needs more (surprise, surprise) attention (there’s a new one for ya in porn, eh?); with Small Hands providing loads of attention, as Pistol promptly (smartly!) joins in; high points here being Ivy’s double-dick attack with her nympho’s mouth; Smally ass-fucking her doggie, while her big, pillowy ass is bent over; Pistol taking the exact same, equally steaming crack at that crack; a truly butt-cheek-undulating doggie DP… twice, even; Lebelle taking it up the ass during spoon and begging to be spanked harder; Lebelle looking as if she’s in heaven as she’s cornholed via missionary, which morphs into (go figure) a mish DP (haven’t seen one o’ those recently); and both lads ever-romantically spraying spermatozoa all over her sexy Ivy face.

Yep, this wonderfully strange entry from director Aiden Riley is filled to the brim with the best in sluttery, since the women chosen are perfect sluts, all of whom look perfectly fuckable … and are, in turn, perfectly perfect for this business — from Adira (probably my fave here), to Chanel, to Alina, to Ivy. This movie … you ladies … rock! Not-to-be-missed filth!