Angela White: Dark Side

34-year-old Aussie Angela White is a super slut and I love her for that fact, too! In “Angela White: Darkside,” you get the best of Angie at her downright nastiest, as she makes good use of her all-natural 32GG-28-38 and 5’ 2” figure with a blowbang, gangbang, squirting, double penetrations, double-pussy and double-ass penetrations, girl-girl, interracial … hell, the only thing she doesn’t do in this superlative Jules Jordan performer showcase is climb into the mouth of a living crocodile … and we wouldn’t put that past the highly adventurous babe from “down unduh”, either!

By the way, in this, one of the best gonzos of the year, you get six (count ‘em six!) awesomely salacious scenes with little Ms. White, who’s far from snow-white pure, lemme tell ya. We start off with a scorcher, as Angie — looking amazing in black thigh-high latex boots — takes on Markus Dupree and our fearless director Monsieur Jordan in the abandoned room (of an abandoned warehouse), with both guys taking turns blasting out her backside, as well as enjoying themselves with White during doggie and reverse-cowgirl DPs, Angie choking on cock any chance she can get. Love her!

Next, wearing a tantalizing red latex outfit (and matching gloves, even!), awesome AW takes on a dozen dicks in one gnarly blowbang, with our girl gagging, choking, salivating and really giving (as per usual) 150 percent; while even occasionally eating some man-ass; and you do not wanna miss her oral train with White’s pretty head upside down and one dick after another erupting her tonsils; with the lads all spurting their jizz into a brandy glass and our girl drinking it all down whole, but not before nastily showing off her mouthful of cum and gurgling it at us. Dayim, girl!

In scene three, Angie takes on Dredd’s massive meat monster, with rewindworthy moments being our girl happily accepting that black behemoth up her butt doggie and cowgirl styles, as well as eating Dredd-derriere and regularly gagging on that huge hose. Whew!

We slow down a bit in scene four, with Mick Blue getting it on with wanton White in a hot tub at night, including some good doggie and deepthroating moments; followed by a torrid threesome ‘tween Markus Dupree, Angie and equally big-boobed and –bottomed Autumn Falls, with both ladies getting banged in their twats, while Angie also take it up the rear, the ever-helpful Ms. Falls doing quite well in the oral-cleaning department after Markus meat is yanked outta Angie-ass. Yes!

But the piece-of-ass-de-resistance is definitely the last scene: a volcanic 11-man gangbang, with amazing Angie doing every conceivable position oh-so-sluttily; high points being her deepthroating expertise (times 11!), as well as doggie and reverse-cowgirl DPs, getting double-ass and double-pussy fucked, and I even think she gets triple penetrated with a dick going back and forth between her ass and pussy as a dick is stuck in each of those hellishly hot holes to begin with; out-of-this-world White ultimately taking each and every load onto her face. Out-fucking-standing!

You really can’t go wrong with “Angela White: Darkside,” with the leading lady doing one depraved act after another (DPs and gangbangs being my own personal faves, and a combination of both during super-salacious scene six!), and with a sincere smile on her face the entire time. Who loves ya, Angie?