Anne: A Taboo Parody

In “Anne: A Porn Parody” (from Pure Taboo), we basically see the shenanigans that go on behind — and outside! — the doors of a home for wayward girls, with the head of the place, Mr. Hands (effectively played with grand sleaziness by a very oily Tommy Pistol), regularly taking advantage of the fair, fine young ladies; with Eliza Jane doing a credible job in the sympathetic title role as a tortured orphan who believes she’s going to eventually be put back together with her real family — but not before she gets put through the perverted paces a la Monsieur Hands and other degenerates.

The first actual sex scene has Hands, high on coke, crashing into the ladies’ sleeping quarters — while they’re still awake, of course — and engaging in a threesome wherein he humps and gets sucked by Whitney Wright and Ashley Adams, who both first do a deep double-suck on the lucky bastard, with a definite highlight being Wright riding the prick’s prick reverse-cowgirl style while he eats Adams’ dripping pussy, as well as Adams riding him cowgirl style (nice big butt on Ash) after which he delivers some way hard doggie to Ash, who gets so turned on that she sprays all over the place before she rims the creep; all while the other girls, most of ‘em hardened and bent, masturbate while ogling the horndogs at play/spray.

Next, Anne succumbs to having sex with the rotten-to-the-core Hands, with doggie and deepthroating being two highly memorable moments, before getting downright filthy when he’s banging her mish and she blasts out fluid (which apparently seems to be an ongoing theme here).

One of my favorite scenes has the ever-amazing Casey Calvert, playing a, we soon find out, twisted sort of social worker, who has Anne come to her luxurious home, where she seduces Anne into having sex with her, Elena Koshka, Seth Gamble and Mick Blue in one blistering fucking orgy, including lots of scorchingly horny cock-choking, cunt eating and salami slammin’.

Casey is a particularly incredible slut, always giving her all, be it in the arena of sucking or fucking, and she’s magnificent as the decadent bitch who orchestrates the entire group porking; though Elena and Eliza do a highly capable job of juggling dicks with their mouths and muffs. Anne next gets the hard treatment from a hard case in the mansion, in the form of Derrick “Daddy” Pierce, who makes her really gag on his dick, before pumping her silly — especially during doggie and reverse-cowgirl — with the freak creaming into her cunt during mish.

Next, after a freaky sex session at the orphanage between a sick couple — played with great cunt-viction by Steve Holmes and Sarah Vandella — and handicapped Kristen Scott, including some great pussy sucking between Sarah and Kristen and a tasty spoon session with Scott a la Stevie boy, we get another volcanic orgy back at the mansion with Eliza, Pierce, Calvert, Koshka, Gamble and Scott; highlights here including Eliza riding Pierce cowgirl; juicy Elena Koshka getting her ass seriously spanked while being doggie drilled by Pierce then later riding him cowgirl; Casey deepthroating Pierce; and (yes!) Eliza getting butt-fucked by Pierce as puppet mistress Calvert looks ever-whorishly on while seductively egging Eliza to do one base act after another.

This two-disc set turns the porn parody genre upside down, as the subject matter is serious and sinister, but then so is the sex, with high points going to Eliza Jane for putting in strong emotional and erotic performances, while Elena Koshka and Casey Calvert add palpable heat to the mix. Oh, and let’s not forget Tommy Pistol (does he get what he deserves in the end?), who delivers a colorfully decadent role as Hands. Worth a place of honor on your DVD or digital shelves!