Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades

Twenty-two-year-old Lana Rhoades (of delicious Slovenian/Czechoslovakian roots) is one of the most gorgeous and downright nastiest female porn performers on the American market, with this Jules Jordan-directed showcase (of five, not four, scenes!), in turn, being a must-see for any fan of rockin’ Rhoades.

First up, lovely, lusty Lana takes on the Russian rod and German gland of Markus Dupree and Steve Holmes, respectively, with the boys ultimately delivering a dynamic double penetration of our fine-ass bitch. Highlights — aside from Lana’s constantly deepthroating a prick here and a prick there — include a doggie DP (the submissive tramp loves it rough, smiling even as her hair is savagely yanked), lotsa ass-jiggling action from Lana’s amazing pair of butt cheeks, a reverse-cowgirl DP, spoon DP and an anal creampie slimes/times two (one after the other). Gnarly!

Also being an incredibly attractive XXX trollop, Marley Brinx next joins Lana as they take on our lucky director, Monsieur Jordan, with the end result being nothing short of scorching. After both ladies partake in a double suck o’ Jules’s joint, Lana takes it up her vadge, while Marley provides tongue-cleaning action (as in slurping cunt juice a la Lana offa Jordan’s johnson). Lana, of course, does her fair share of suckin’, as well. Jules eventually bangs Brinx’s box, and it’s a beautiful thing, with bawdy Brinx ultimately even sucking a little manhole. The highlight here is Jules slamming each lady, both simultaneously in the doggie position, as they’re stacked up on one another, with our over-sexed auteur going back and forth between their sopping slut-slits. Brilliant!

Next, it’s dark meat time, with Lana getting down and dirty with older black gent Dredd. It’s particularly great, by the way, when the Dredd man sticks it up Lana’s greased-up anus during cowgirl. Deep, deep penetration here, lemme tell ya. It’s, also, almost surreal seeing that big, black boner ream the shit outta her shitter during doggie. Bitch loves it! Plenty o’ gapes, too. Yes!

For round four, we get yet another juicy cutie in the form of Stephanie West, this time sharing the dick attached to (yet again) our fearless director, for quite the sizzling ménage a trois, complete with anal from both super-duper-pooper tarts. Showstopping moments include JJ moving back and forth between the ladies, on bar stools and in the doggie position; loads of ATOGMs; a goodly amount of female ass-eating; some major deepthroating; the ladies getting their anuses stretched doggie style while stacked upon one another; and an anal creampie of Lana, after which Steff eats the toxic tapioca out and shares it with her current partner in slime, raunchy Ms. Rhoades.

We end with the return of Steve Holmes, with some memorable moments including many a deepthroat segment of Stevie’s own wrinkled segment and some kick-ass doggie drillin’ (alas, no dick gets jammed up Lana’s ass during this episode; guess her heinie was in healing mode after alla that shit hittin’ in previous sleaze-quences).

Yes siree, from start to finish, “Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades” is all killer, no filler, thanks to the natural beauty and true whorishness of its superstar in the making, Ms. LR; with Marley (her mouth and muff), as well as Stephanie (her own mouth, cunt and anus) actually helping to augment this already perfectly filthy gonzo.