Slut Puppies 12

Five young ladies suck/fuck hired glands in “Slut Puppies 12,” proving they are most definitely total sluts, fully living up to the movie’s title. They also own their eponymous roles because they boink these codgers with such absolute abandon. Director/performer Jules Jordan has picked a great quintet of girls (two of ‘em being in a threesome), with high points going to all five featured fuckworthy/fuckcrazy slut pups.

And the first scene is a barnburner, indeed, with gorgeous spinner Gina Valentina (what a great name! — it even rhymes!) and luscious Karlee Grey getting their holes blasted out (even further than usual) by black stud Dredd. While there’s never a bad position with Gina (I especially liked cowgirl, though, seeing her delicious butt cakes gyrate), and it’s neat seeing Karlee spray during reverse-cowgirl, the best part of this sequence is witnessing the ladies constantly try to tackle that big dreaded dick on Dredd. It’s especially way horny when the tramps simultaneously lather either side of his greasy black shaft with their velvety mouths, and check out all o’ the spit little Gina gets on that monstrous behemoth. Love her!

Chris Strokes is the lucky s.o.b. who gets to bang the incredibly humpable (check out those ass cheeks!) Gia Derza, who delivers a fine blowjob, while really excelling in the cowgirl and doggie departments, and eventually taking it deep, deep, deep up the bung-holeo, while reveling in ATMs. She also has an interestingly sleepy look to her, as if she’s been sucking and fucking all day, and will keep on doing such till she passes out. Yep, she’s a keeper, alright!

Our fearless director, JJ, gets to bang perhaps one of the most erotic, seductive, whorish babes out there today, none other than the phenomenal Uma Jolie. Like Gina, Uma never offers a bad position, but I particularly liked missionary, since Jules really hammers her good during this stance, while Uma seems to fully dig getting heavily pounded in such a traditional fashion. I also like the fact that she enjoys kissing and always offers terrific eye contact. Never a dull moment with Uma. Umppph!

And, lastly, we have Jordan and Strokes teaming up to happily obliterate equally elated black-Asian beauty and 2018 XBIZ Best New Starlet Honey Gold, with the best position here being spoon, as it gives us a fine look at that fine ass attached to Ms. Gold — and I can’t wait till she starts doing anal and DPs, seeing as Honey has such a perfectly slinky body for handling such rigorous dick-dunkings. You go, bitch!

It’s been two years since the last “Slut Puppies” installments (10 and 11 both coming out in 2016), and it’s no surprise that director Jordan has kept this popular series alive since way back in 2005, with the 12th installment itself being a real doozie, especially with ultra-babes Gina Valentina and Uma Jolie shaking their moneymakers while playing wrinkled sax. Viewing absolutely worth yer spewing pleasure.