Jesse: Sex Machine 2

“Sex Machine 2” doesn’t have anything particularly X-traordinary from its star — former Digital Playground contract girl Jesse Jane — in terms of anal, double penetration and/or even a mini-gangbang. But it does have the seemingly non-aging Texan flower Ms. Jane, who looks terrific at 36. And each of her four scenes offers something to which you can most certainly happily pound yer pud, choke yer chicken, beat yer meat… you get the drill.

In fact, the opening scene is one of the best, with Jane taking on director Jules Jordan and multi-tattooed swordsman Criss Strokes, with plenty of oil rubbed into Jane’s now lush bod, as the lads pass her freely between their slightly aggressive, quite obviously horny selves and raging hard-ons.

The next threesome is a good one, too, in that it’s given some sparkle via guest starlet Kissa Sins (29, from Pasadena, and looking like one of those Vivid girls from early 2000s), who initially romps around with Jane, until Kissa’s hubby Johnny materializes, with Kissa eventually showing off her nice big derriere, which Jesse licks at points (as well as slaps) while Kissa’s doing Johnny cowgirl style. After he bangs both ladies, Johnny eventually yanks his prick outta Jane’s juice factory, blasts gametes all over said orifice, with Kissa licking it up and sharing it with Jesse. Nice.

The last two scenes have Manuel Ferrara and James Deen doing as much ‘anal’ with Jesse as allowed. Ferrara, while slapping her ass and slamming Jane doggy style, really probes her anus with a finger, ultimately making her lap up his sperm from a glass tabletop. (As a side note, she also eats Manny’s — whoa, baby! — French farts) And Deen actually gets four digits up the lil’ slut’s shithole. Progress!

While Jesse Jane fans will love this one, couples might also find it palatable, as it’s a relatively tame gonzo, while also being magnificently shot. But when’s little Jesse gonna give up that ripe rectum to a cock on-camera? Is she saving it for the fucking Smithsonian or what?!