Private Gold 195: First Dates

In this boner-bursting/cunt-dripping Euro title from the fine pervs at Private, you get five (count ‘em five!) lusty limeys (no doubt being shot somewhere in London Town) being busted in various holes by a handful o’ cuntry-men. Actually, out of the five scenes, we get three anal X-cursions, two of which are creampies. Not fucking bad…

The first and last scenes are actually my faves — and the initial sequence doesn’t even have any anal! Go figure. But it does feature the extraordinarily sexy Hannah Shaw getting heavily hammered by some poke-bloke named Ben Kelly. And the last episode is an anal creampie with incredibly slutty blonde Sienna Day, who looks like she’s been waiting for days to get pumped by some, any cock, in this case the one attached to some (very happy!) chappy named Max Deeds. Sienna also provides the very best deepthroating in the entire movie. Love her!

Another highlight is the buttfuck scene with DVD cover hussy Stella Cox, who takes it up her shit hole like one champ of a tramp from black Brit “Sensi” (hey, don’t look at me… that’s the dude’s name), who really jams ’n’ slams dark ham — in various steamy positions — up said Stella shitter. And Ms. Cox is, indeed, one ab-fab of a trollop, lemme tell ya! I also liked the anal scene from horny brunette Lucia Love, as well as the vadge reaming taken by blonde Tamara Grace in this engaging gonzo, that’s sorta/kinda made to, at times, appear as a feature; but it’s really a very well-dressed series of fuck-isodes that have a loose theme of the ol’ “first date” syndrome.

“First Dates,” by the by, is in the Private Gold series for good reason: It’s a golden opportunity for couples and pervs alike to get a good, hefty heaping of Euro sex that’s both tasteful and, similarly (if you can believe), nasty. Job well-fucking done, Private.