Anal Cuties Vol. 3

Every girl rocks in this all-anal title from Hard X/Mile High, with my favorite cornholed cuties actually bookmarking the gonzo; namely, Megan Rain and Cassidy Klein.

Don’t get me wrong: Kylie Sinner and Marley Brinx are way terrific, too! Manuel Ferrara anal-yzes Kylie quite well, indeed; while James Deen really lucks out with Marley Brinx, one of those girls who simply does look too good for porn, almost as if she should be, seriously, working in a library somewhere. Anyhow, it’s a true pleasure, as always, watching babe-a-roo Brinx get ass-ploughed, with her Deen-donging here being no X-ception to the Marley rule.

But the beginning scene with Megan Rain is pretty damn amazing, as raunchy Rain can’t get a dick deep enough inside her voracious anus, while happily choking on recently soiled (from her own bunghole) cock. Mick Blue is not only the lucky bastard who gets the honors of hammering the butt-jeezus outta this brunette babe, but also gets to do the same with the smoking starfish starlet in the movie’s fudge-factory finale.

And we’re talking about none other than the very limber Cassidy Klein, who we initially see doing ballet poses, before Mick the prick really lays some pipe in her exhaust chamber. Cassidy loves every nasty moment of it! Like Megan, she truly enjoys ATMs, too, while really (again like Ms. Rain) taking that cock deep down her accommodating throat. And not only are her big, lovely, juicy butt cheeks — bent over and getting slammed in the doggie position — mesmerizing to view, but she similarly does a fine job in the pretzel posish, showing how flexible her limbs can be, while Blue really sinks it in her crapper. Marvel-ass gal!

“Anal Cuties 3” does not disappoint. Actually, my only real complaints are Mason’s pre-sex fan-girlish interviews and her bypassing each girl’s vagina. Seems a waste to me, seeing as that other honey hole is, well, right there. How could you miss it? But, hey, the movie does live up to its title, i.e., these ladies are wonderfully anal-minded and devastatingly cute!