Angela Loves Men

Wogs aplenty in this Girlfriends Films/AGW Entertainment title, with 30-year-old Aussie Angela White fucking limeys (Mountain), Spanish flies (Nomar, Ribas), and frogs (Ferrara). The title not only features Angela, but was also produced and directed by her, as well as co-edited by Lady White. So, boy howdy, it’s Angela up the ass here. Whoops. Not so. That is, our girl White does NOT take it up the shitter in any of these four scenes. Pity, seeing as she’s certainly taken the pooper plunger in a few other gonzos. Still, even though the only female talent in “Angela Loves Men” is our eponymous star, it’ll get you off, seeing as White is quite the fuckable, curvaceous, all-natural horny cunt.

Teabagger Danny Mountain is probably the most tolerable of all the foreign studs banging Angela, as he and animated Angela energetically hump at poolside near a diving board. That is, after White strips quickly out of a dynamite black outfit, she sucks Danny boy’s boner to the max, before getting hammered by his wrinkled banger; her big, wonderfully floppy tits gyrating all over the fucking place, especially in the doggie position.

Next, gazpacho slurper Ramon Nomar penetrates Angela on a uncarpeted, sterile, spiral staircase with metallic railing, with the hottest moment, actually, being when he has her bent over and starts fingering her tight, quivering little anus. Muy macho man Nomar also does a good job of doggie drilling the little slut.

Manuel Ferrara next gets to fuck wanton White on a much more conventional piece of furniture — namely, a sofa — with our froggy starting off as a submissive pussy before becoming the usual take-cuntrol baguette wagger, with Angela digging being treated like a semi-filthy (no anal remember) little twat.

Lastly, Spaniard Toni Ribas slams it to Angela on what looks like an extravagant, though very uncomfortable-looking chaise lounge chair. Nothing really remarkable about this scene, except Angela’s usual exuberance. We also dig her unaugmented, luscious figure, while finding her lack of tattoos rather refreshing. Whoops again. Turns out Whitey has “Love sucks” branded on the back of her neck. Big deal. Covered by White’s fairly long hair, this short if unoriginal inked expression is basically invisible. Clever whore — with emphasis, natch, on “whore.”

While “Angela Loves Men” is a far from a volcanic title, it’s arousing enough to make you blow your load in no time flat, with such a succulent cunt like Ms. White at the helm. But we wonder if Angie will take it up the shithole in her next in-and-outing — as well as copulate in perhaps (what a concept?!) an honest-to-goodness bed.