The Booty Movie: Vol. 3

In this lucky third volume of “The Booty Movie” (BM3) — from ArchAngel Productions, Girlfriends Films, and director MimeFreak — we get a quintet of the JUICIEST asses in the biz, with two of the best scenes book-ending the entire joyous gonzo: namely, the superb opener with sweet and slutty Katrina Jade, and the fiery finale with big-butted blondes Anikka Albrite and Summer Brielle, with those same two latter booty bunnies each taking it deep up the shitter.

Actually, the more I see of Katrina Jade, the more I dig this luscious whore, with her BM3 scene merely putting gasoline on the fire. Taking on Jordan Ash, Jade is an absolute pleasure to behold. Curiously enough, she almost seems to be learning how to deepthroat during this scene, which is awesome, as she obviously loves sucking on Jordan’s long, bent bone. Director MimeFreak also, quite smartly, spends a goodly amount of time with Jade riding Ash’s cock cowgirl style, letting us really soak in that pear-shaped butt madly jiggling all over the place. Ash also creampies Jade, and it’s a totally believable inside job, seeing as there are no cuts before the previous position — a heated missionary pummeling — begins. Excellent whacking material!

Kelsi Monroe, of course, never disappoints, with her healthy appetite, scrumptious butt muffins, all-natural bod, and sexy face, made all the more alluring with a big pair of glasses (which may or may not be fake — but who gives a shit?… they still look terrific). It’s amazing, too, how she manages to wobble each delicious ass cheek separately while riding Mick Blue cowgirl. And doggie is pretty mindboggling to view here, too. Also, Kelsi’s gluttonous mouth really knows its way round a prick. Love this bitch!

Kendra Lust is another joy to watch, even though her scene generates, relatively speaking, less heat that the other three episodes. Short glamour interludes precede all of the BM3 porkings, with Kendra’s own glam shots taking place first outside, then inside the shallow end of a swimming pool. Good stuff, before, that is, she really gets stuffed by Parisian tool Manuel Ferrara, who seems, unfortunately, more interested in satisfying himself than getting good footage for MimeFreak’s camera. Consequently, I’ve seen Lust in hornier scenes, just because she was utilized better. Still, c’mon, it’s Kendra Lust, so you know it’s worth watching. And, despite Manny’s agenda, this Kendra in-and-outing doesn’t disappoint.

And, finally, we get quite an ending (two great ones, in fact!) from Anikka Albrite and Summer Brielle, giving us anal, girl-girl. and ATOGM. Yes! We begin their brief glam scene outdoors at night as they stand before a long row of flames (from some kinda major barbecue or something), and, sure, it’s somewhat moody in a hellish sorta manner — and a perfect precursor to the real fire that soon erupts in a very white room/sofa, as the (ever-)returning Mick Blue gets to tackle both (ever-)in-heat tramps. It’s a great big-butt/blonde pairing, too, with Anikka being the all-natural babe, while Summer is the all-augmented one. Both ladies also really work at pleasing Austrian degenerate Blue, but not before they suck each other’s anus and cunt, with some primo in-yer-face lesbo camerawork. There’s some great doggie material from both ladies, as(s) well, with Blue really getting a crazy rhythm going with Anikka. Wow! Lots of other good anal positions, with enough ass-to-other-girl-mouthings to truly satisfy your hardcore pervs out there. And Summer herself really licks plenty o’ that shit up, trust us!

No scene disappoints here, as you get some of the finest female fannies in porn — with two thumbs way up for Anikka Albrite, Summer Brielle, and (love her!) Katrina Jade. With all of its awesome in-action ass, “Booty Movie 3” totally KICKS ass.