Buttslammers

It’s not often that a studio attempts to reboot a classic franchise, so consider this new edition of “Buttslammers” a special occasion. The series that propelled the late director Bruce Seven to prominence is a tough act to follow by any measure, but Airerose & Co. didn’t just embrace the challenge, they owned it.

This all-girl, all-sex collision dispenses with elaborate setups, dialogue or camera tricks. It’s just gritty, unapologetic throwback porn that is all about graphic, aggressive lock-all-your-doors and bolt-the-windows anal sex. And under the direction of Derek Dozer, these fine females deliver two hours and 11 minutes of fury that is as good as any all-girl throwdown that’s been released this year.

A movie like this needs strong performers and Airerose left nothing to chance, lining up some of the most bankable talent in the business.

The opening tease with porn superstar Bonnie Rotten and the gorgeous Kleio Valentien bumping and grinding is not just the tone-setter, it’s spectacular viewing. A colossal pairing of tattooed princesses, Rotten and Valentien simply can do no wrong gyrating and flirting with the camera. Both stand at the height of their carnal powers with Valentien in the midst of a breakout year and Rotten simply sensational in everything she does.

They make finger-banging look like an Olympic sport before reaching for the anal beads. Then Rotten unleashes a gusher of a squirt on Valentien making her wish she didn’t leave her safety goggles at home. They get out some even heavier equipment before eventually settling into a doggie-to-doggie dildo sharing session that may leave less seasoned viewers a quivering mess.

The second scene is something to write home about, too. AJ Applegate, Madelyn Monroe and Sarah Shevon prove they’re up to the task of a “Buttslammers” scene with their own version of the slippery muff-munching, finger-licking anal stunts for which the series is famous.

Scene three looks and feels like some sort of porno Super Bowl. It’s actually hard to wrap your head around the sight of this quartet of crotch-wreckers on screen at the same time. The ass-reaming all-star team of Adriana Chechik, Phoenix Marie, Carter Cruise and Abella Danger will forever give new meaning to the term slip ’n slide as these ladies not only put on a finger-fucking clinic, they authored a new handbook. It’s a buffet of butt cheeks so nasty and succulent it’s a wonder the fire marshal didn’t break it up early.

While Cruise is applying some sort of two-handed piston action on Chechik’s holes it looks like she just might blast off into outer space with her euphoric facial expressions.

But it’s not just Chechik on the receiving end of some deep probing, everyone in this scene takes a rear-end shift and everyone’s all in for it. It’s by far the hardest movie from Airerose’s impressive collection of smut, a celebration of ass that’s more than a worthy revival of this excellent series.