Jesse: Sex Machine

In fulfillment of her two-year contact with Jules Jordan Video (starting this past January, actually), the contract slut formerly known as Jesse Jane stars in this four-scene X-cursion, with highlights including her (first-ever, supposedly) boy-boy-girl scene, as well as a threesome involving a cock (attached to Danny Mountain) and — far better! — that big-butted beauty known as Alexis Texas. Jane looks terrific and is as whorishly well-oiled as ever! — as fully evidenced in the aptly title “Sex Machine!”

While not as sizzling as the movie’s two initial sequences (i.e. the brace of threesomes), Sex Machine’s last two scenes, nonetheless, have a few masturbatory moments worth mentioning. For instance, in the girl-girl with Jesse and Kayden Kross, we especially liked Jess feasts on Kross crapper, as well as Kayden lactating into Jane’s voracious trollop’s mouth. We also enjoyed the final fuck-a-thon co-staring Xander Corvus, with the ever-hoarse stud coming out of a shower and following a bread-crumb-like trail of nude-’n’-lewd Jesse Polaroids, eventually coming (and cumming inside!) the real thing, with some highly spirited fucking provided. But the best episodes are really the initial two, in which the number three is hardly a crowd and will most definitely get you hard…and off!

The film absolutely hits the ground running, as Jesse takes on the hard-pounding cocks of hardcore pervs Mick Blue and (our director himself) Jules Jordan. Playing a diva-like rich bitch dressed in an arousing film-noir-like outfit from the late 1940’s, Jesse is first seen being chauffeured in a limo by little boy Blue, eventually pulling up to a mansion, in which the butler is baby Jules. The lads’ formal black-and-white (matching!) outfits and white gloves soon come off when they double-attack the still-fuckable-as-ever, thoroughly sex-charged Jane. And we really dug it when the puds switched off doing her doggie. And the lady is learning quickly —and quite well! — how to truly deepthroat/choke on a dick, complete with the necessary obscene sucking/gagging/puking noises. She also GLADLY swallows the double load o’ sperm with which the bozos supply her. My only question to Jess is: During all those years working/sucking/fucking for Digital Playground, you NEVER starred in a BBG scene? Damn, girl…

Jane’s next threesome is with Alexis Texas and Danny Mountain, and it’s no less volcanic than its predecessor. It’s marvel-ass, by the way, seeing a big-bootied babe like Alexis teamed up with a bottom-getting-bigger babe like Jane. There’s plenty of cool outdoor glamour footage (with overhead plane sounds et al), as the two bitches enjoy each other’s luscious bodies—from tits to anus (Jane LIKES licking that girlie shithole!) — before, that is, they head back inside and double suck Mountain’s Manchester man-meat. Alexis really shows Jane how to sloppily suck a prick, down to the base, with plenty of saliva. Amazing witnessing those ample butt cheeks on Texas wobble like mad as she rides Danny’s dick cowgirl, with Jane smacking those delicious patty cakes good and hard. There’s plenty of cunt-to-cunt licking, too, while Mountain is fucking this girl, then that one. And when Mountain man bangs Alexis doggie style, wow, talk about an outrageously molten pair of madly flowing marshmallow cheeks! We also like it when he stacks Jess ’n’ Tex on top o’ one another, sinking his dick back and forth ‘tween the double-decker cunt sandwich. Danny boy ultimately blasts limey juice upon both of their pretty white faces, with the sluts ever so democratically sharing the still-steaming spermatozoa. Hot stuff!

“Jesse: Sex Machine” is not only a choice title for big-time fans of the eponymous star, but also for yer basic horndogs, seeing as the bitch puts out such extreme energy in each and every scene, especially, once again, the movie’s pair of threesomes. So, hey Jules? When’s Jesse gonna take it deep up the ass and/or get seriously gangbanged, hmm? Let’s all — including Jess, of course — get the MOST out of this two-year-fucking contract, shall we?