I Love My Cheating Wife

Ever see those exploitation movie posters from the ’60s and ’70s, where the wild, cool artwork has absolutely nothing to do with the actual movie’s storyline? Well, the title of this Digital Sin porn flick is pretty much in that same vein. Yes, you do have four cheating wives. But you never see the husbands/cuckolds. So, do they really “love” their cheating wives? Who the heck knows? The proper title should be, “I Love YOUR Cheating Wife,” because the lucky dudes who do roll in the hay with these unfaithful tarts are the ones who’re, understandably, LOVING ever second of their filthy encounters; meaning that there’s not a “wife” in this quartet of young randy vixens that’s not worth loving. Or lusting after. Or humping the living shit outta!

For starters, Peta Jensen very convincingly puts the make on a computer nerd fixing her laptop (a stretch of the imagination, indeed, as the far-from-brain-surgeon James Deen is our IT geek), who, like any full-blooded hetero dude is more than happy to pound this big-boobed (an augmented rack, yes, but a nice one), luscious-bottomed, pretty-faced chickadee, who really gets into the sex, making it probably my favorite scene.

Asian harlot Kalina Ryu is more than willing to fuck behind her phantom husband’s back when she meets the hairy, drooling Xander Corvus at a coffee shop (looking like someone’s living room). Kalina is still in her nasty Jonni Darkko mode, doing everything — short of anal, which she has yet to do — to make the proceedings perfectly dirty. Yes!

A.J. Applegate (looking much better in her scene than in that crummy photo of her on the DVD box cover) passionately gets it on with Chad White, with her big ass booty-fully highlighted in a number of horny positions. Sure, Applegate has been around for a relatively long time, but she’s still as great as ever to watch in action, even when she doesn’t do (or, for whatever stupid reasons, isn’t allowed to do!) anal.

Lastly, Penny Brooks may have the most perfect body of all the ladies featured here, and she loves getting poked deep and hard by Ramon Nomar (does the poor lass have a choice with this pineapple-haired brute?). And, damn, check out those perfect boobies on Brooks. Yeow!

The incorrectly titled “I Love My Cheating Wife” is a strong hybrid gonzo for both the couples- and hardcore-porn crowds alike. But isn’t it high time our illustrious Digital Sin/New Sensations director, Eddie Powell, started throwing some butt-fucking sex into these flicks to give ’em some added “umphhh!”? Whaddya say, Eddie baby?