Up My Asian Ass 2

From both Jules Jordan Video and director Chris Streams, “Up My Asian Ass 2” (UMAA2) features some of the downright sexiest Asian women in porn, as each lady takes it — you guessed it! — right “up (her hot) Asian ass.” All four scenes with this quartet of anus-minded Asianettes rock. But of particular note are the choice, truly dirty colon humpings which bookend the movie: namely, the rear-reaming of former Wicked Girl Kaylani Lei, still as pretty and bangable as ever; and the fluid-drenched DP/intense ravaging of the gorgeous, luscious, ever-insatiable London Keyes.

The movie really (s)hits the ground running, too, with the lovely, lusty Kaylani Lei doin’ the stinky. After some superbly shot glamour footage (and the usual cheesy background porn music), Kaylani is soon getting hammered in the clam by Erik Everhard’s ubiquitous schlong. And it’s good to see director Streams taking full advantage of the vadges and not just the anuses attached to the vixens in this movie — especially since he PAID for both holes on each girl! Aside from being a fine cocksucker, Kaylani is excellent in the cowgirl position, especially when doing bouncy-bouncy squats-upon-cock with her Filipino/Chinese loaf-maker. And did you ever imagine in your wildest dreams viewing this (now-former) Wicked sweetheart offering up a gaping asshole? — and multiple times?! Well, you certainly get it in this movie. Mama!

Acting as the movie’s rich ’n’ raunchy filling, Mia Li and Miko Dai are also damn fine Asian buttfucks. Streams gets plenty of great shots of Mia’s meaty ass before French dickster Manuel Ferrara eventually takes her on. Mia possesses a cute face and offers up the purest ATMs in the movie, never cheating as she laps up her own crud; she’s totally passionate when getting penetrated in any hole; and, after Manny heatedly drills her anus doggie style, supplies a breathtaking shot of her dilating butthole. Talented young lady.

Next, svelte Miko Dai is another energetic fuck, perkily taking it up the turd tunnel from sausage-slinger Seth Gamble. Not only does Miko have that classically striking Dragon Lady face, but we even love her trashy/cute fluorescent fingernails. Unique looks aside, however, she’s a sincerely hungry cocksucker, lending plenty of eye contact (dig those magnificent almond eyes!), while, all in all, being a giving, generous, totally-into-it ass-fuckette.

But the best is saved for last, with the ever-amazing London Keyes (probably my favorite current porn star) giving, as per usual, 150 percent, while looking as edible as ever, with her outrageous DP scene in UMAA2 being no exception to the lascivious London rule. Aside from 100-percent natural tits and probably the juiciest butt in the biz, London is just so magnificently submissive — and downright filthy! She marvelously / slavishly / happily complies to deep throating; double sucking; cock-choking; throat-rattling; shit-chute shagging; simultaneous ass ’n’ vadge pumping, in this case from James Deen and the returning Seth Gamble; and some major sa-LAPPING of her priceless butt cheeks, delicious tits, and photogenic face. She also maniacally babbles at times, as if having lost total cunt-rol of her ultra-sexy self. And aside from wild doggie and cowgirl double penetrations, one of many highpoints here is Deen’s jamming/yanking/shoveling of his boner back and forth between London’s steaming shitter and sopping vadge (a move that’s fast becoming a XXX trend). We love it! London is the absolute best. A true pooper trouper!

If you dig Asian hotties being as nasty as they wanna be — including rectal royalty the likes of Kaylani Lei and the superlative London Keyes — then you gotta pick “Up My Asian Ass 2” for your evening’s viewing/spewing pleasure. This shit DEEP!