Big Anal Asses Vol. 3

Hard X Productions and director Mason — still one of the most redoubtable directors out there — give you a desert-island anal movie, featuring four of THE most desirable women in XXX today. And, oh, what derrieres on these dirty dolls! WOW!

We start off with one of the sex industry’s hottest properties, Keisha Grey, doing her (supposedly) first on-screen anal scene — and it was definitely worth the wait! Thankfully we don’t have one of Mason’s pre-suck-and-fuck, gushing, behind-camera interviews, but rather hit the ground (or is “hit the shit”?) running. There’s the initial glam stuff — and what a great black bikini Grey flaunts! — with Keisha soon enough getting her perfect ass all oiled up, before our froggy friend Manuel Ferrara has his far-from-romantic way with said awesome buttocks. It’s actually funny when Manny tries to be romantic. Give it up, dude. It’s porn. Meaning? It’s one high-energy ass-bustin’ scene, for sure. Keisha is the new Belladonna, circa 2000, complete with bounteous butt cheeks, perfect tits, and even that gap in her front teeth.

Next up is Kelsi Monroe — porn’s Sheryl Crow, but much younger and prettier — who’s not only a magnificently assed babe, but also quite the gymnas(s)t, doing wild splits before and during her butt-fuck session with Austrian Mick Blue, including some sizzling doggie and pile-driver action. Unfortunately, we have one of Mason’s ass-kissing interviews before the scene. Fast-forward to the sex, which, conversely (and like all of the movie’s sodomy sequences), is far from disappointing.

Third up is the most classically good-looking of all four gals, Mia Malkova, who’s not only beautiful — with an amazing set of all-natural tits — but possesses one of smut’s juiciest behinds, put to good cornholing use here by Limey Danny Mountain. And check out the jiggle action on those delectable butt muffins. On Mia not Danny. We can’t get enough of this bitch. Mia! — not Danny!

And lastly, Mandy Muse is lookin’ more and more like a young, voluptuous, dark-haired Madonna these days — and we’re not complaining! — with Erik Everhard doing the colonoscopy honors. About time, too, we had an American dude banging some fine booty in this movie. Oh shit — Everhard’s a Canadian! Damn. What’s up with that Mason? Got a prob with us Yanks? Anyhow, Mandy likes plenty of lot of eye contact when getting rear-reamed — always a good thing — and it’s a fine ending, indeed (amongst MANY fine ends), to this all-around fanny-tastic movie.

“Big Anal Asses 3” is, in a word, BUTTilicious! And even though Mandy is the ONLY girl to give up both pussy and ass in the flick (hell, since you also paid for the vadge, Mason, why not utilize it, as well?), BAA3 is most certainly a keeper. Porn-starlet booty just doesn’t GET any better than the choice cheeks on this quartet o’ heavenly, hemorrhoid-hammerworthy whores. Expertly shot, too. Job well dung, Mason!