The Booty Movie

With a far-from-subtle title, ArchAngel’s “The Booty Movie” (TBM) is all about big, white-female asses getting the shitters and/or twats attached to ‘em pounded silly by big, black cocks. It’s a dangerously nasty combo, ultimately getting plenty o’ stark white, seemingly hermetically sealed rooms (somewhere in The Valley) PLENTY soiled, lemme tell ya. But that’s the movie’s charm, see? And with half of the girls doing anal, and ALL of ‘em energetically, joyously, sweatily workin’ their moneymakers, there ain’t a bad scene from this lot of hot slots.

There are six (yes, six!) big “hitters” (as in voluptuous asses you’d die for) in TBM, and, yes, they’re ALL worth a look-see. The pro-seedings start with a true eruption as little Jodi Taylor (and her bizarre left-ass-cheek birthmark or whatever the hell it is) gets her crapper downright hammered by none other than THE monstrous vine himself, Lexington Steele, with Jodi girlishly giggling and ecstatically moaning the entire time. Incredible.

Next, the extremely meaty-beaty-big-’n’-bouncy-butted Maddy O’Reilly gets her awesome fudge factory rootered by Jovan Jordan, and we love it when he shifts his throbbing prick from her bubbling shithole to her steamy vadge, several times, with our hellacious hussy groaning, “So dirty.” Wow!

Afterwards, Lola Foxx (Sicilian-American slag in pink bikini) and Bliss Dulce (Colombian cunt in turquoise swimsuit) seriously double-tag Rico Strong (who makes a lug like Luis Guzman resemble Rudolph Valentino). Now, while Lola has a way juicier pooper than Bliss, it’s the latter who heroically laps up Rico’s ball-batter from Lola’s anus and cunt — before, that is, she shares the gunk with her co-whore.

And the fanny fun cunt-tinues… as awesome-assed Jada Stevens lets Prince really penetrate her feces farm, making her mind-boggling pair of luscious butt cheeks jiggle, wiggle, shiver ’n’ quiver. And lastly, we have MILF (and DVD cover coquette) Kendra Lust taking on Prince Yeahthatguyagain. Kendra is a great ending (you can say that again! a great ending) for The Booty Movie, particularly as she does head-turning/bursting squat X-ercises on the Prince’s dick-gristle in the cowgirl position. Actually, any and all positions with this sizzling older bitch are great. Absolutely do NOT miss her black-dick-in-slick-chick scene. Umpph!

A superbly shot title, indeed, with a terrific gathering of dirty, natural-born sluts all possessing superior posteriors. Curiously, the girls’ tits get bigger with each progressive scene, with the biggest set o’ jugs (alas, augmented but, still, highly erection-inducing) on sultry slattern Kendra Lust. Actually, we like the fact that most of these babes have big butts and small breasts: It’s a cute ’n’ sexy flesh arrangement, to say the least. Ultimately with “The Booty Movie,” you can actually SMELL the fragrant butthole/vadge vapes rising offa the screen. Seriously, folks.