Meet Dakota Skye

We’re treated to four (natch) scenes featuring 21-year-old Dakota Skye (from Tampa, Florida), who takes it up the ass in two scenes; cleans out Adriana Chechik’s shithole with her tongue in another; and even gets her vagina banged by a werewolf. Unfortunately, they spelled “Meat” wrong in the title. And Xander Corvus is the first dick to “meat” Dakota, who states that she digs Mr. X ‘cause she thinks he looks like a dude inflicted with lycanthropy. Actually, it’s Dakota who acts more like a critter, letting out high-pitched chipmunk moans as Xan the man (or Wolfman, as the case may be) slaps her tits and chokes her with a belt, followed by savagely gagging her with his raging hard-on. So, uh, ya think this guys trying to, you know, like, dominate someone here? Actually, director/videographer Paul Woodcrest gives us one particularly awesome shot, filming Dakota from the front as she’s chowing down on Xan’s huge penis, her eyes literally rolling into the back of her skull as she’s about to blow the chunks.

Next, Adriana Chechik dominates Skye, as well. “I like nipples and licking girls’ assholes,” sez Skye (a GREAT line, by the way), and she does exactly what she sez, cleaning out Adriana’s dung drain better than the Roto-Rooter Man. But it’s a scene where the ladies ultimately rely too much on dildos rather than their tongues. For shame.

Scene three has porn’s Mr. Wonderful, aka James Deen, fucking Dakota well in the crapper, with some choice shots of her body in the spoon position and on her back as she’s getting her shitter jackhammered, though the chipmunk shrieks are quite tiresome at this point in the DVD. Lastly, Dakota gets pounded by Mick Blue and Toni Ribas, and it’s definitely an energetic sequence, jam-packed with (“k-k-KAWW!”) gagging noises and oodles of (“bluh-bluh-blaaaaah!”) spit.

Meet (sic) Dakota Skye does a fine job of displaying this striking beauty in all positions, though we wish there was at least one (shucks!) DP. Still, Dakota’s a good whore, possessing a superb body, which includes a wonderfully round and juicy ass, nice pert tits, and a most unique Eastern-European look, what with those phenomenal eyes.