Bang Bus 50

Yep, there are four chicks (that definitely is THE magical number, babe-wise, in porn movies these days, isn’t it?) getting ‘banged’ in the ‘bus’—and, yes, they all have something erotic to offer. The basic male losers driving the van (anywhere from two to three boobs at a time), first pick up homeless Riley Reynolds on skid row in downtown LA; promise her money to eat if, that is, she’ll suck and fuck some pony-tailed creep, looking like he just got outta prison; then, once Riley’s been ‘banged’, they con her into getting out of the bus, after which they burn rubber, leaving her in the dust. The same pattern of loser-chivalry is repeated with cougar Isabella Madison and surfer sweetie Sunny Stone. Madison is an extremely juicy, slightly older slut who digs getting penetrated, by yet another Bang Bus mutant, during her lunch break. After our geek blows his load, they dump Madison off in the boondocks, afterwards (har! har!) have a good laugh about it. Eventually they pick up lean, far-from-mean blonde morsel Sunny Stone nearby the beach. They promise her $200 for one of the bus baboons to bang her, after which they sneakily get her to step outta the van for a second before (zoom!) peeling off….with the promised $200 bucks well in greasy hand. Nothing like repeating…and repeating…and repeating (!) a formula for suck-cess, eh?

The fourth featured fuckhole, Veronica Rodriguez, is actually a comrade of the cruising losers and they get her to suck and fuck Caucasian and Mexican horndogs alike, picked up right offa the street. Rodriguez is a real spinner and total cutie who gives great, to-the-base blowjobs and knows how to work her moneymaker.

While the lighting is frequently horrible (thankfully, not during the sex), and alla the dicks wear condoms, the sex is pretty lively. And if you can put up with fuckable young women getting conned out of free pussy, you’ll be a happy camper. But, then again, shouldn’t it always be free?