Sweetness and Light
The ball(ing) starts rolling after Dan (Stafford) calls his wife Rachel (Chase) a “cunt-whore” and gets his ass kicked out of the house. Dan stays with his goofy brother Pat (Evan Stone) and his horny wife Erin (Alektra Blue), who wants to fuck Dan, who says “no,” after which Erin refers to “Plan B”, i.e. setting Dan up with another girl. In the meantime, Rachel’s girlfriends are hitting on her. Actually, the movie’s first outright fuck is when Stone boffs Blue, nearly 10 minutes into the movie! But hang in there, because it’s a good, energetic slamming, with Blue looking as fine/fucking as wildly as ever.
Other good sex scenes? Rachel’s girlfriends Lydia and Simone (Siri and Belle Noire, respectively) get it on, with some good cunt-sucking and ass-eating. They eventually set Rachel up with an egotistical cooking-freak dude named Mark (Seth Gamble). Mark and Rachel eventually fuck, with her preferring him to talk mean ’n’ dirty to her. He spanks her good, too. Check out those red spank marks on her big butt muffins. Erin eventually hooks Dan up with Maria (Karla Kush), and they also fuck on a sofa. Kush has a smokin’ little bod and knows how to, literally, shake her cute, juicy ass.
So… do Dan and Rachel wake up and make up? Check it out. A good, funny, solid, sexy couples movie. And the fucking actually isn’t so bad for the raincoat crowd, either.
Dan and Rachel are a couple who like to fight. In fact, they love it. It's how they vent, how they communicate, it's even their foreplay. It's how they get off. But, after saying the one word you cannot say to a woman, Dan gets the boot and finds himself kicked out his house and living with Pat and Erin, his brother and sister-in-law, who are only too excited to help set him up with someone new as soon as possible, rather than allow him to return to Rachel, who they hate. Meanwhile, Rachel takes the advice of her best friends, Lydia and Simone, who hate Dan with as much fervor as Pat and Erin hate Rachel. They too decide that anything is better than letting Rachel get back together with Dan, so they go about setting her up on a blind date to get her back in the dating scene as soon as humanly possible. But the heart wants what it wants and in the end, even though Dan and Rachel are terrible to each other, it might just be their awfulness that makes them so right for each other.
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