Pussy Harvest

Private Gold gives us five foreign tramps in, basically, a gonzo with an underlying theme of (scratch of the head) wine. Huh?! Still, it’s got (a good thing) cunt…and (better still) buttholes…with the consistent boring of these two orifices making the subject far from boring.

First up, exotic-looking Cuban Katia de Lys is out in the vineyards with some bald-headed schmoe who really harvests her manure-maker, with grapes ’n’ cum (yechh!) mixing together in a disgusting mish-mash at the scene’s dirty denouement.

Next, Scottish sweetie Georgie Lyall is a fair-skinned babe who—before she even samples her Chablis—gets it on with a mumbling British goon, who, sadly, doesn’t get to blow it outta Georgie-girl’s dirtpipe. Still, this tasty piece o’ butterscotch candy exudes a lotta passion and is absolutely worth checking into.

The next three scenes each get progressively better than their respective predecessors. Russian DVD covergirl Lolita lets our returning skinhead (from scene one) drill her turd-turner-outer, this time over Cabernet Sauvignon. She’s a good deepthroater, too. Charlyse Tinkerbell from Portugal lets the Brit gorilla from scene 2 cram her colon fulla crinkled crumpet. In terms of her cute looks and tasty bod, Charlyse is definitely my favorite Harvest honey. She may be a quiet sweetheart, but she’s totally into the sex, providing plenty of kissing and eye contact.

Lastly, Russian Marina V is penal-ized for smoking where it’s not permitted. Marina has a lovely, meaty pooper; big all-natural ta-ta’s; and one sexy-whore’s face, with the movie, thus, ending powerfully, as two cigarette-hating-dicks double-penetrate Marina, providing some superbly well-coordinated piston action.

“Pussy Harvest” is absolutely one of the better Private movies I’ve seen of late. Tasteful enough for couples, yet filthy enough for pervs.