Owner Gets Clipped

Okay. Okay. We know the whole ‘shocking’ NBA story. Donald Sterling — billionaire owner (now former owner) of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team — made some racist remarks to his bimbette girlfriend, V. Stiviano, about how he disapproved of her posing with black dudes, namely Basketball Hall of Famer Magic Johnson. Well, “V” taped the remarks, released ’em to TMZ, who released ‘em to the world, and, basically V assisted in having the Clippers taken away from Sterling by forcing the latter to sell the team. Now the fine folks at Smash present you their porn-parody version of the scandal, with the highest marks (as usual) going to amazing fuckette Harley Dean.

Obviously a little more time than usual was put into this smut production. That is, we see non-porn-stars broadcasting the news (all shot in a very realistic, if tongue-in-cheek, manner) about “Clickers” owner Dick Sperming (Kyle Stone playing Donald Sterling) making racist remarks. There are also separate media interviews with the whining Sperming (conducted by a mock Anderson Cooper), and ‘on-the-scene’ footage of his sleazy, black-dick-loving bimbette girlfriend (Yasmine de Leon in the Stiviano part) being interviewed by the filthy press as she’s seen rollerskating somewhere in LA while wearing that absurd visor-hat.

Additionally, all six sex scenes are fairly spirited. But, hey, you really wanna get this DVD for the delicious Harley Rain, here playing Dick Sperming’s newest girlfriend — after the fall of Dick — who sucks and fucks Sperming in his office.

All in all, aside from its good production values and decent sex, “Owner Gets Clipped” is a curiosity, a novelty which would make an excellent Christmas/Hanukkah present for the right person. Shalom!