The Dating Game XXX A Porn Parody

As “TV’s master matchmaker,” Tim Schlang (Michael Vegas) appears as the show’s host — a tackily dressed all-around Hollywood sleazeball (bad toupee and all) — trying to hook up, on national television, a single young dude (Danny Wylde) with three hot-looking bachelorettes (Anikka Albrite, Bailey Blue, and Penny Pax), all leading to some fairly scorching boinking. The bachelor basically asks three attractive young ladies, whom he hasn’t seen, a series of funny questions, to see which one answers them best to help him make his decision as to which babe he wants to date.

There’s canned laughter (from the supposed audience), with our the director also cleverly including entertaining little ‘commercials,’ in-between segments, including Bilco Hair in a Can. “For the man who can’t afford a toupee, Bilco has got your covered… your bald spot, at least.” Bachelorette #1 (Albrite) seems to consistently provide the most provocative answers to Wylde, as he probes for his dream girl, before really probing her (yes, he chooses Albrite). “What would you MOST like to have happen,” Danny asks Anikka to one point, “when I say the word ‘Abracadabra’?” She everso cutely responds, “Poof! Where are my clothes?” “Okay. Right on!” Danny elatedly tells her (remember, the show is supposedly taking place in the “right on” ’70s). And Anikka’s molten fantasy cowboy/cowgirl sex scene with Tommy Gunn (with Albrite eventually wearing nothing but a pair of cowgirl boots, her juicy ass sticking way out in the spoon position) is a good primer for her final fiery ‘honeymoon’ scene at the movie’s end with Wylde.

But wait! — there are plenty of other great trysts, as well, most of them taking place behind-the-scenes of the show, while the commercials are running. Penny, for example, asks for a touch-up from the program’s makeup artiste, Ash Hollywood, resulting in some excellent vadge and anus sucking, care of both great-looking ladies. During another commercial break, Bailey comes onto Schlang, who invites her to his dressing room to show off his “8-track collection.” Getting down and dirty, Bailey succumbs (cunt and mouth) to Schlang’s polyester charms, with our girl throwing in a fantastic blowjob. Schlang also gets it on with Penny in his dressing room on the next commercial break, and during which he fucks her in the ass. “Mr. Schlang? I want it in my other hole,” Penny coos to him. Lots of great vaginal and anal positions in this sequence.

“The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody” is the most erotic — and funniest! — adult satire I’ve seen in a while. Get it!