Big Butt Slide

In a bathtub, Miss Applegate gets milk poured over her otherwordly cheeks — perhaps the best in the biz — before Van Wylde fills her steaming-hot potato with cream cheese. And while it’s all about doggie style with Applegate, her butt is also magnificently featured via reverse cowgirl and spoon positions. Too bad there isn’t any anal here. But we do have Caroline Ray! An extremely effervescent brunette, Ms. Ray pours oil over her ass in some desolate backyard, before Xander Corvus shows up to add more fluids. He jumps her bones upon a pair of strange sofas, flanked by outdoor heaters. And Caroline — whose butt muffins are stupendous in each and every position — is just so INTO getting banged, it’s a vision to behold. She’s always smiling, too, which never goes unappreciated in this jaded biz.

Oh, and the eponymous “big butt slide”? We eventually see it in Ray’s scene. But, hey, get it for the big-butt SLUTS — not the big-butt slide.