Wet Asses

A sizzlingly wet new ass-bangin’ series from perv X-traordinaire William H. and Jules Jordan Video. There ain’t one stinker, scene-wise, in this five-butt-slut gonzo. First, each lovely lady does her glamour thang against a stark white studio background, eventually getting her luscious rump made all the more delish care of baby oil, olive oil… I dunno… some kind of clear viscous fluid, before they get their brains—or should we says their asses—bored out beyond relief. Poor choice of words, actually, because there’s nothing boring about this two thumbs-up title.

How ’bouts a quick butt-fuck rundown!… Manuel Ferrara heroically does his romantic-Frenchman thing with Bailey as he fully cures her of any constipation. Lots of whispering and kissing (!) in- between repeated sphincter splittings. Sheena Shaw is over the top (tell us something else we don’t know)—and her voice even gets higher, squeakier—as Mr. Pete and Ramon Nomar double-bang her.

Plenty of gapes here, as well as ATMs, DPs, even double anal, as Shaw says sweet nothings to the lads like, “You don’t know what you fucking got into: fucking dirtiest whore in all of all LA!” Charming. Gabriella Paltrova lets Mick (“kiss me while I blast yer shithole fulla Austrian carrot juice”) Blue stretch her crapper to extremes. Skin Diamond, a phenomenal superwhore, acts almost dreamily here as Roman Nomar hammers her vadge and, later (natch), her anus silly. “Ohh, it’s nice and tight” she coos in the anal-spoon position. She’s just SO into it. Love her!

And finally, kissin’ cornholer Manuel is back yet again to break Mischa Brook’s crack and successfully clean her stopped-up colon with his ubiquitous uncut baguette. “Wet Asses” will leave you with anything but a wet noodle.