Barely Legal 134

One thing I love about this series is that, unlike a lot of young-hottie shows out there today, you still get five hot scenes/five hot girls rather than a paltry four of ‘em. Hear, hear, Hustler. And each girl is 100% all-natural, too (to the best of my knowledge, a Barely Legal prerequisite). Now, while the stories involving these barely legals are barely (if completely un) believable, the sex is still smoldering. Just hang with it, you’ll definitely get off. One of the hornier scenes is right at the start of the DVD. Billy Glide, that is, walks in on Evi Fox while she’s undressing in a unisex locker room. She’s shocked. He (like any guy) is excited. “Don’t be shy,” he tells her (about seven or eight times, actually). “Oh my gosh,” she gasps (about the same amount of times). “Well, since we’re here…” he says… Great build-up to the sex, huh? Forget about that. Just enjoy the really superb tits on Evi; one of the best pair in the biz, I’d venture to state. A passionate girl, too. Just wondering when she’s gonna finally give up her poop chute for the camera… Lola Foxx’s scene with Richie Calhoun is also a barnburner.

Calhoun plays a teacher who (in a rather flea-bitten young-chick/older-guy scenario) asks her to stay after class, as he wants to speak with her about her slipping grades. Seems she could give a damn about the sex-ed class he’s teaching. “I have better things to do this year,” she sassily tells him “Last year I wasn’t 18 and I wasn’t sexually active.” Ah-ha! So we get that scorching fantasy of a sizzling 18-year-old chick still in high school. Legal—and willing. Only wearing her white tennis, Lola’s as a true living doll. Calhoun occasionally pulls her hair whilst doing her doggie on one corner of his desk. And aside from her superb body, Lola has an endearing, searching, “am I doing this right?” look on her face in mid sex…and mid suck.

My favorite scene, though, is the one between Tiffany Fox (would you believe we actually have three girls named Fox in this title?); with Tiff faking a jogging injury in order to be alone—how romantic!—with Bradley Remington in his nearby house. I have to admit that Tiff does seem a tad bit hard at times, but the dirty little blonde is just so adorable, what with that wonderfully luscious mouth, with such outstanding head-giving lips. And I really love how she moves up and down on a dick, really gyrating her crotch, in the reverse-cowgirl pozish. And doesn’t she look like a young Tuesday Weld?—slightly gapped front teeth and all? Hell, it’s worth getting this DVD just for taking a tussle with too-too-much Tiff!