This Is Why I’m Hot

Because jerking off to strangers can often make a person feel creepy, Tom Byron Pictures has released Ivan’s “This Is Why I’m Hot,” the first volume in a new series that features today’s hottest female stars speaking candidly about their lives, hopes, and dreams — all minutes before taking a fat, steaming load of jizz to the face.

Chanel Preston, who got her start in the industry just last year and was awarded the honor of New Starlet of the Year at the 2011 XBIZ Awards, reveals to viewers that what makes her hot is the fact that, apart from having killer legs and a healthy appetite for sex, she is also a dork, who doesn’t have any hobbies (though she plans to take up cooking) and used to wrestle in high school. Those wrestling moves are put on display during an enthused suck-and-fuck with John Strong.

Cutie-pie Gracie Glam, also a newcomer, says she’s hot because she’s got good teeth and a big behind. She also uses sex as an escape (“I’m happy. Fuck me. I’m sad. Fuck me. I’m excited. Fuck me. It all works out”). The goofy 20-year-old’s not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman charm truly spikes the stroke-value of her scene with Bruce Venture — and, yes, her ass is amazing.

Kristina Rose’s tease sequence is another entertaining highlight, while Asa Akira never disappoints. Four scenes in all, “This Is Why I’m Hot” is lighthearted fun that is chockfull of hardcore sex. Don’t miss it.