Creature Feature

Tom Byron Pictures
Creature Feature
Lizzy Borden's ode to "Elvira's Movie Macabre" is a hilarious take on the horror showcase that featured some of the cheesiest B-movies ever made. Sunny Lane is well cast in the non-sex role of the Mistress of the Dark, a sexy vampire vixen who introduces each campy horror vignette with an amusing theatrical flair.

The vignettes are essentially divided in two parts, a cheesy horror sequence that has been edited to look like a low-budget ’70s horror film followed by a sex scene using the characters from the horror sequence, but shot like a modern porn. It’s a fun movie that could serve as the perfect entertainment for an adult-themed Halloween party or jack-off material any time of the year.

In the best scene of the movie Andy San Dimas fucks a zombie played by Tom Byron after deciding that the animated corpse that has been chasing after her qualifies as a nice zombie as opposed to one of the bad ones. Apparently in addition to brains, zombies love eating pussy because Zombie Tom dives in to start off a memorable scene that leaves Andy saying, “I never thought fucking a dead guy could be so fucking good… I can scratch this off my fuck-it list!”

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Hosted By Sunny Lane! A Monster Legacy Comes To Life! A monster legacy comes to life...bride of Frankenstein is electrifying...the mummy leaves you speechless... Dracula takes the bite out of scream...the Wolfman has a howl of a good time... Zombie Man is an ultra bone chiller!

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Scott Ross