This Isn't Fast Times At Ridgemont High The XXX Parody

Shot on shoestring budget, “This Isn’t Fast Times at Ridgemont High” isn’t so much a parody of the 1982 Amy Heckerling comedy as it is a re-imagining of some of its more memorable scenes.

Chad Alva does a righteous job of portraying affable stoner Jeff Spicoli (rechristened here as Jeff Spermcoli) and scores a tasty threeway with busty babes Bridgette B. and Charley Chase in a romp inspired by Spicoli’s daydream sequence in the original film. He fares far worse, however, when he’s cuckolded by classmate Chastity Lynn and hardass history professor Scott Lyons (Mr. Handle) during an odd — but funny — take on Fast Time’s pizza-in-the-classroom scene.

Tori Black’s casting as Phoebe Cates’ Linda Barrett is inspired despite the film’s failure at recapturing the stylized eroticism of the original’s iconic pool scene (a little music would have helped). Thankfully, it’s not a total wipeout. Black’s wet-and-wild romp with Michael Vegas proves to be the spoof’s hottest pairing.

All-in-all, “This Isn’t Fast Times at Ridgemont High” is nostalgic fun you can jerk off to. Sure, some viewers may balk at the film’s lack of production value — but those people are fags.