Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerers Balls

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Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerers Balls
Admit it: You’re laughing already. Such is the power of porn, which can brighten your spirits with just a title. Besides winning an award and getting a shout-out on Chelsea Lately, this is being touted as the first gay porn in 3D (featuring the world’s first “floating threesome!”). Throw in sassy script with a bevy of naughty twists on Harry Potter names, and it’s a surefire seller with a heavy curiosity factor (and huge gag gift potential). Adorable Luke Marcum is the titular character, who finds himself at Cockwarts Academy in search of magical Sorcerer’s Balls — and at the mercy of dastardly Voldemorecock (Matthew Rush).

Running a short 73 minutes with a lot of dialogue and story, this is more about laughs than wall-to-wall sex. The 3D will probably give viewers a headache (it’s shot using the outdated anaglyphic process), but a second disc offers the sharper 2D version. That’s my preferred method of watching the threesome, where Marcum gets it on with Eddie Diaz and Cameron Adams. It’s highlighted by a fuck train and a hot double penetration with Adams in the middle. “Get down on both!,” yells Diaz, who’s also responsible for one of the film’s more memorable shots when “invisibility cloak” covers everything but his boner (watch for some hysterical green screen footage in the behind-the-scenes feature). Bring on “Whorrey Potter and the Chamber of Cocks!”

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Whorrey Potter & The Sorcerer’s Balls is ideally viewed in the company of a friend, particularly someone you plan on having sex with. With two pairs of 3D glasses in the DVD’s package, Dominic Ford offers you a chance to point your wand at your partner and mutter incantations like “Suckulis Cockus”. And when else will an opportunity like that arise? The gay Harry Potter parody bridges the line between erotic and comedic, delivering a delightful blend of cumshots and campiness. It’s already received a shoutout in a roundtable discussion on Chelsea Lately, and we couldn’t help following that up with our own list of 93/4 reasons that you need to see this movie. Both 2D & 3D versions included, also 1080P version included.

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