This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX

It's a familiar story: Teen sitcom becomes porn parody. The prelude has cheerleader Nicole Ray surprised in the locker-room shower by a guy with a major hard-on, which she gobbles in a POV scene, the better to hide his identity. He exits through the school, naked, face wrapped in a towel.

Zach (Scott Stone) addresses the camera directly, like in mainstream, and we follow his pursuit of Kelly (Ashlyn Rae). Save-the-dolphins Jesse (Missy Stone) stops painting a poster long enough to get down with April O'Neil. O'Neil's wide-eyed delight at Jesse's attention is a highlight, but where did that pink dildo come from? New girl at school Ally Ann entices Slater (Mikey Butders) and Zach into a three-way, but Zach splits rather than betray Kelly. Slater soldiers on. And in.

Screech's pursuit of Lisa (Misty Stone) pays off when Screech (Ralph Long) turns up in her bedroom and shows her that he was the naked guy in the hallway.

And Zach and Kelly finally hook up in the school lunchroom. This should be a hit with the under-30 crowd.

Extras include outtakes, behind-the-scenes, bonus scenes, a slide show and trailers.