Not Married With Children XXX

If there was any sitcom begging for the porn parody treatment, it would be “Married With Children.” Perhaps the crudest and raunchiest TV show ever, all it really was lacking was hardcore sex. For those that have yearned to see Kelly Bundy get plundered and sad sack Al finally get laid by his constantly nattering wife, tune in.

The X-Play guys pretty much started this whole recent porn parody crazy with their spot-on interpretations, and that eye for quality and detail to replicate the clothes, sets and even hair, screams of authenticity. While others play catch-up in this genre, X-Play partners Will Ryder (director) and Scott David (producer) still lead the pack by a wide margin.

The script is genuinely funny and the parts are well acted. Al Bundy (Eric Swiss), Peg (Brittany O’Connell) and Kelly (Kagney Linn Karter) form the family nucleus and each one does a solid job.

The two standout sex scenes come when happy couple (ha!) Al and Peg bone, aided by a mint supplied by Al’s shoe store rival; and finally, Kelly gets plundered in a scene fans of the sitcome have been waiting to see since the 1990s.

It’s rare that a porn movie gives you true belly laughs and makes your dick hard. Remove the sex, and you have what amount to a “lost episode” of the sitcom. Whatever it is, X-Play has mastered the winning formula. It seems there is no stopping them.