Pornstar Workout

Now this is gonzo at its finest, folks. It’s extremely rare that an all-sex movie doesn’t hit a sour note, but “Pornstar Workout” isn’t your typical gonzo flick – this is arguably the year’s best release to date. Consider us blown away.

Centered around the conceit of workout routines – yoga, jazzercise, weight training, dance – the setups are cute, the outfits add a finishing touch and the sex is scalding hot. A lot of attention was paid to every aspect of this production, and it shows on the screen.

The first tease sequence with Ava, Kristina and Sunny warming up with an aerobic workout looked like a ton of fun to shoot. Even after 14 minutes, it doesn’t get old. Instructor Manuel Ferrara enters the picture, gets blown and lines up those three fine asses in a row as he smacks them as if he was Carlos Santana’s timbale player. The sex is off the charts all the way through.

Jenna Haze and Tori Black balance their chakras on the yoga mat and then find salvation first through licking each other’s honey pots and then at the end of Mark Ashley’s boner. Phoenix Marie and Charley Chase stretch their bodies before both their holes get stretched by a big dong. The interplay between the two girls is real and fucking sexy to the max. Also, Avy Scott looks particularly fetching in a torn wife beater and thong as she pumps iron.