Another Night in China

The most recent celebrity sex tapes have been very disappointing. The twelve looped minutes we got of Kim Kardashian really only whetted our appetite; the Jimi Hendrix tape was so grainy, we couldn’t even tell if it was the legendary guitar virtuoso. When Amy Fisher’s put out the best sex tape of late, you know the genre’s in trouble.

The latest celebrity sex tape, which features an hour of new footage, comes five years after Red Light District released its predecessor starring former professional wrestler Chyna in 2004. More attention was paid to Chyna’s oversized clit than to the actual sex, which was actually pretty hot.

This video starts off with emotionless sex out by the pool. The pair hardly exchanges a word, and very quickly, it’s over — Waltman drops a small load of population pudding on Chyna’s pussy and then the couple gets dressed; a very inauspicious start. Things pick up a little in the next scene: Chyna dances on a stripper pole, Waltman makes her taste her own pussy juices and the pair bangs more vigorously than we’ve seen previously. The footage is a bit dark and the sex is exclusively missionary, but it works.

The third and final scene is Chyna sucking off Sean in very low light. I understand these tapes are more pop culture artifacts than anything else, but they don’t offer any real value to porn fans looking for hot sex.